List of great pick up lines from boys to girls

[brandonggarcia1]

Okay so i have a gf:) and i like to surprise her with some pick up lines ranfomly to keep the relationship spicy. And im starting to run out and im comming for help. I want not cheesy pick up lines but affective ones such as...

"Hold 11 Roses Up into a mirror, you should br looking at the 12 prettiest things in the world"

Not like

"nice legs baby when do they open"

Please i ask you to give me some good ones(:

With all due respect--- Me(:

[Sage]

I'm going to put this bluntly, kiddo. No relationship at thirteen years old is "spicy," and pick-up lines are all inherently cheesy. Don't use them.

[MadManWithaBox]

I'm going to put this bluntly, kiddo. No relationship at thirteen years old is "spicy," and pick-up lines are all inherently cheesy. Don't use them.

This. If you like a girl, just go up and tell her how you feel, would she like to go out sometime, etc etc. Most girls would prefer that to one of those crappy pick up lines frankly.

[Dog Desab]

I just go with the flow. Chat about anything. Pick up lines are pretty dumb. Make poems, and talk about them. Talk about yourself as well. Get to know them and let them know you. If you feel you are being obvious keep being obvious. As long as you are yourself, you'll be sure to get girls.

[Magenta]

Oh god... pick up lines are so bad. I mean, it's cute maybe ONCE but no more than that. At 13, you're not going to have some super "spicy" relationship. At that age, have fun! Pick up lines are terrible and overused and altogether not very effective.

[Dorsum Oppel]

Lol he actually said spicy

[Heisen8erg]

Lol he actually said spicy

Lol..

[Dimitri]

I can honestly say I have not used a pick up line before, I just normally play the piano infront of someone and it works just fine. You should have to try and Pick Someone Up, you should be normal about it and they should like you for your abilities.

[Peace God]

"Hi. Can I buy you a house?"

[NobodysCupOf Tea]

"Hi. Can I buy you a house?"

Wtf is that? Ha

[HaydenM]

yeh pickup lines are generally very unsuccessful. They are all cheesy and girls generally don't like them. They are funny though. If you really want to find some gfgi. I do have to agree with betwixt, lol he said spicy.

[Gir1337]

Aye babe, make me a sammich.

They love it, I dare you.

[Dack]

Ay girl, when I Pikachu you get my wigglytuff.
Works everytime. /trollface

[bed shaker]

Well look at 13 you dont have to worry about anything things will go as they should...on the other I have a question...now me and my girlfriend having been going out for 9 months were having SEX but I think I want to kick it up a notch... Ive been wanting to stick my dick up her back for the first time to her ive done it before and man it feels great just like if your doing 2 girls at the same time and another she told me that for our next anniversary she was gonna maybe BLOW ME(SUCK MY D!CK AND BALLS)THATS GONNA BE THE FIRST TIME ILL DO IT SHOULD I DO IT OR NOT THEY TELL ME IT FEELS SOO GOOD! I dont know...unsure

[Scoob]

Ay girl, when I Pikachu you get my wigglytuff.
Works everytime. /trollface

I cried. That was hilarious.

[Hope4u]

pickup lines are definitely cheesy..and usually when you use them..we then turn to our friends and start laughing at you and you have just lost any chance of getting any of us...don't use them..they don't work and will only hurt you in the end.

[patrick99]

id put u i together in the alfabet
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[Portable Desert]

"Hey, would you like to hang out sometime?"

[Belton21]

Aye babe, make me a sammich.

They love it, I dare you.

That'd be the I'd use lol... My dad uses that one alot :)

[HaydenM]

Desperate guy who has no idea what to say to girl: Hi, did it hurt?
Confused / scared girl: What
Desperate guy who has no idea what to say to girl: When you fell from heaven.

There are too many really bad pickup lines.

[Kayden]

Got any raisins?
[No.]
Then how about a date?

Works everytime.

[HaydenM]

Got any raisins?
[No.]
Then how about a date?

Works everytime.

Much like that one.

B: Have you ever tripped over a tree
G: No?
B: How bout a root?

[Mourfus]

I'm going to put this bluntly, kiddo. No relationship at thirteen years old is "spicy," and pick-up lines are all inherently cheesy. Don't use them.

thats hilarious

[Weeping]

thats hilarious

What's hilarious?

[Dog Desab]

Ask her this, "were you raise on a farm? Cuz you sure do know how to raise cocks."

[MilitemDilectam]

Someone stole my bed..can I sleep in yours tonight?

I make really good kids

You have an appointment in my bedroom in 15 minutes..don't be late

Oh, and anything by Barney Stinson...

As you should know, the only people who could successfully use pickup lines are celebrities...