Why is....?

[Spock]

why is a bone through the cock named a Prince Albert?:what:

[Ryhanna]

I can't!
*DEATH*
I don't even understand this thread, but it's making me giggle 'til I piddle.

[Spock]

well i just dont get it though i saw it on robin williams and i have been wondering about it

[Ryhanna]

Oh wait, I misread the OP. It's not as hilarious as I thought it was... I'm disappointed.

Never mind me, carry on..

[Spock]

What did u think it said?

[Ryhanna]

What did u think it said?

Never mind, it's embarrassing. xD

[Spock]

tell me

[Kahn]

Never mind, it's embarrassing. xD

I thought it was a joke that went along the lines of somebodies dick.

[Spock]

o.......................

[Ryhanna]

I thought it was a joke that went along the lines of somebodies dick.

Something like that.
Then I came back and read it again.
"......Oh...... damn..."

[Blind]

im not sure why but its called that

[RoseyCadaver]

It's usually a piercing ,not a bone....

[deadpie]

Lolwat. A prince albert is a piercing someone get's on their dick. I would know this very well. Uh, yeah. About that....

For some reason this thread makes me think about the first chapter in Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk. Go look it up. You'll get what I mean.

[Continuum]

Penises do not have a bone. Or let's assume it had one because it's also called a boner. :yes:

[Giles]

No idea about the piercing thing, but I think of apples when I hear Prince Albert.

[ShatteredWings]

Uno, should've posted when I did it, title edited so this looks less like spam.
Dos, moving to Fashion

[UnknownError]

HA
>mfw it turns out you are talking about a piercing.

[LuckyLuke]

Because when the prince was on his way to the pearly gates he screamed, "VICTORIA! I'm dying! Name a hall, a museum, and a bolt through the penis after me! THAT'LL BE VICTORIAS SECRET! Go sell flimsy teddies and bad perfume my darling! Go do it!"

- Robbin Williams

[Spock]

Because when the prince was on his way to the pearly gates he screamed, "VICTORIA! I'm dying! Name a hall, a museum, and a bolt through the penis after me! THAT'LL BE VICTORIAS SECRET! Go sell flimsy teddies and bad perfume my darling! Go do it!"

- Robbin Williams

i no that is why i asked:yeah::yes:

[Mewp]

It's actually not through the penis, that's a deep shaft/ampallang/apadravya.

[MoveAlong]

Wow, there's fail all around this thread. Do VT people not know how to stay on topic anymore, and they're to involved in themselves to actually answer questions?

Also, although this is not new, can you ask your question in a way that's understandable maybe?

Assuming I know what you're asking, "Why is a penis piercing called a Prince Albert", here is what I've found.

First of all, not all Prince Albert piercings are made of bone. Most are regular piercings - surgical steel or gold.

Next a Prince Albert piercing is a piercing that goes through the meatus (penis hole) and out the bottom of the penis head.

Now there is speculation as to why it's called a "Prince Albert", although I've never found an article that has anything more than a rumor or story.

One of the popular stories is that there was a Prince Albert, and he wanted his penis to be hidden in his tight pants (which was the style back then). So he pierced it with a ring and had a string attached to the ring so it would pull it to the side.

But nobody really knows. After reading a bunch of articles about the piercing since I considered getting one some day, I've never found any solid or confirmed reason on the origin of the name.

[ShatteredWings]

One of the popular stories is that there was a Prince Albert, and he wanted his penis to be hidden in his tight pants (which was the style back then). So he pierced it with a ring and had a string attached to the ring so it would pull it to the side.
So this guy, presumably, got his dick pierced to tuck?

FUCKING OW.
/semiontopic