Attention every man woman and child in entire planet

[Lt.Col.Environment]

Global Warming is slowly turning this once beautiful planet into a giant ball of hellish conflageration.

This is an ultimatum to the entire population of earth:

Stop polluting right now or I will be forced to detonate the C4 I have placed in several key structural points and bring the whole god damned house down.

If the earth's temperature rises by even a single degree it will cause mass extinction the likes of which haven't been since I first came here a 100 million years ago and planted C4 on all the dinosaurs!

-Lt.Col. Environment

[schrei jess]

0_o

What are you on?

[Lt.Col.Environment]

Excellent question Cindy, you can be one of my Environmenteers.

My previous Environmenteers all died of a mysterious illness commonly reffered to as GETTING IN MY WAY

[schrei jess]

Did someone forget to take their crazy pills this morning?

Mods, admin, whatever, do something xDD

[Lt.Col.Environment]

You can be Wind, you'll have to get previous Wind's severed finger out of the ring first though.

I've tried everything to get it out, even Crisco.

[Aηdy]

Lol... Umm...

[Lt.Col.Environment]

Apparently my first attempt at introduction was a bit too "forward".

Let me try again, I am Lt.Col. Environment. 75th Ranger Brigade.

I've come to this lovely site because children are the future, and there's some stupid rule where I have to dupe teenagers into summoning me with power rings before I can hurt people.

So who wants a power ring? They'll make you infinity percent hotter to any member of the opposite sex (or same sex I don't care, just don't ask or tell)

[123456]

Sounds like youre a little old for a message board like this IMO

I dont believe in global warming and even if it is true who cares?
the world aint changin so fast this generation will be burning in the hot sun for a whole year...

I like the warmer weather anyways...makes work easier.

[Hyper]

xD ( Hype shall not start a debate )

But lmfao!

[~Dazed&&Confused~]

This Guy Rocks :D...

[Elscire]

what in sephiroth's name?

[Bankai15]

Whos house will you be bringing down?
Better not be my house or I will be forced to crack some enviromentalists skulls!

[Ethannnnnn]

Global Warming is slowly turning this once beautiful planet into a giant ball of hellish conflageration.

This is an ultimatum to the entire population of earth:

Stop polluting right now or I will be forced to detonate the C4 I have placed in several key structural points and bring the whole god damned house down.

If the earth's temperature rises by even a single degree it will cause mass extinction the likes of which haven't been since I first came here a 100 million years ago and planted C4 on all the dinosaurs!

-Lt.Col. Environment what the bloody hell have you been smoking

[Makod]

I'd like a power ring prz >.>

[Sapphire]

This Guy Rocks :D...

Lol I completely agree. None of his posts make a single ounce of sense! ROCK ON! lol

[Lt.Col.Environment]

Sounds like youre a little old for a message board like this IMO

I dont believe in global warming and even if it is true who cares?
the world aint changin so fast this generation will be burning in the hot sun for a whole year...

I like the warmer weather anyways...makes work easier.

Who do you think knows the state of planet earth better?

A scientist with a stupid doctorate in meteorology, or a big silver man with a neon pink mullet and enough C4 to vaporize Mt. Everest?

I thought so.

[Zazu]

Ok..... I wouldn't say I'm worried but..... well, you just seem like some very wierd person lol. *Sits back and laughs*

[Kuraudo-sama]

LOL this is why captain planet was canceled. But if you do have a ring then give me the fire one cause it's the best one. Then I'll help you fight the eco-villains.

[Lt.Col.Environment]

It's so great to see that kids still care about their utter annihilation at the hands of big business. I was beginning to think that everyone was too wrapped up in things like iPods and antique shopping to love the planet anymore.

As for the power rings, you can get one easily by going to your local pig farm and relieving some pigs of their excess blood. Then go out to a big open field and make a pentagram with the pig blood.

From there a representative will teleport to you and give you the contract for ring acquisition. If you have any legal questions he can teleport some lawyers over to help you out.

[Bankai15]

Can I buy some POT from you?

[Lt.Col.Environment]

Sorry, but the only thing I get high off of is the hyperbolic amount of power I've been given for no tangible reason.

Power that you can relish in if you join the Environmenteer corps today.

[Kuraudo-sama]

I went there and they want too give me the heart ring. What does the heart ring do. Is it like just for show or something cause this ring really sucks can I have a new one.

[Lt.Col.Environment]

It gives you mind control powers, like aquaman but on useful animals, and in rare cases the profoundly "mentally challenged"

[MoveAlong]

Why is everyone posting in this stupid topic? I don't get it...you post in a spam thread and spam...isn't that like, assisted something? :P

In any case, this is stupid and has a threat (even though very stupid threat) and needs to go.

[schrei jess]

Sorry, I dont believe in killing animals - I am a vegetarian afterall, but I would still like one of those nifty rings. Anyway to get one without hurting an innocent pig?

xDD

[Kuraudo-sama]

I think it's kinda funny. And in the end isn't that what counts...
But really this should be locked. Also only one with a ring can give you a ring.

[Lt.Col.Environment]

Sorry, I dont believe in killing animals - I am a vegetarian afterall, but I would still like one of those nifty rings. Anyway to get one without hurting an innocent pig?

xDD

It doesn't hurt the pig at all, you're actually helping it. Half the reason those poor things are so bloated is because they have too much blood in them. They were made that way to facilitate the transportation process.

[Kuraudo-sama]

You can buy pigs blood too. I saw a jug of it at a restaurant.....I never went back after I saw that though. I guess companies sell it

[thesphinx]

hmmmmm......... what if i cant find a pig?
im also into recycling!(read my sig) and am helping business around my commnity recycle!

[Kuraudo-sama]

Read the post above you they sell the stuff.

[boredkidallthetime!]

I don't get why some of you people believe in global warming i think its fake and you shouldn't really start this kinda stuff because it gets people fighting, (this is to the person who started this)

[Sapphire]

I don't get why some of you people believe in global warming i think its fake

And it is obvious that you are a complete idiot and in denial of what the evidence clearly shows.

[Bankai15]

I don't get why some of you people believe in global warming i think its fake and you shouldn't really start this kinda stuff because it gets people fighting, (this is to the person who started this)


Global warming is real but some people over exagerate it......AL GORE!

Be happy, you get my stamp!

DEE DEE DEE!

[Underground_Network]

Global warming is real and although not damaging to our society currently, could eventually lead to either mutation or extinction of the human race if not under control. (Note: This would possibly take 1000s of years to occur, but still is serious and damaging and in highly populated cities, i.e. NYC, people's health can be affected by the air they breath in as it could contain things, such as certain toxins, that could possibly be lethal.

[Ethannnnnn]

Who do you think knows the state of planet earth better?

A scientist with a stupid doctorate in meteorology, or a big silver man with a neon pink mullet and enough C4 to vaporize Mt. Everest?

I thought so. :eek: HELL YES of course a scientist is going to know more about the earth than you your probably just a pot smoking hippie

[JoshDude]

Well i have to admit i like the pink mullet, but.... this guy seriously needs to stop spamming the website. Its people like this that make me want to punch in my computer screen at the extreme that these people dont actually have a life.

[Fiending_the_freedom]

I don't get why some of you people believe in global warming i think its fake and you shouldn't really start this kinda stuff because it gets people fighting, (this is to the person who started this)

what the hell are you talking about?
not only is it real its showing.
in canada this year we didnt have snow untill the middle of january.

[TheWizard]

Its real. We all need to work to stop greenhouse gases before it distroys the planet. :)