bambino
June 3rd, 2011, 11:48 AM
so I don't know if this is really relevant or whatever, or if it'll get moved- but I thought it was just too funny.
after abstaining from SH for a week, and overcoming most urges lately...
today I was bitten by a doberman [those of you that don't know thats a typical guard dog that bloody weighs more than me!] on the hip bone/stomach, I was in total shock i love dogs!
anyway so I started bleeding and cleaned it out with hot water and thought: so usually I'd do this after I cut myself, kinda weird when its been done without permission!
THEN i realised i hadnt had my tetanus shot [because I have a phobia of needles], so I went to doctor who was like: yup you need the shot, also diptheria and polio youre over due for.
so I pretended I was totally cool with it, almost ran out the clinic but had the stupid shot and a dressing for the bite [see link]
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tm_HGpqPnj8/TekN26RzpfI/AAAAAAAAAag/W22ZMGowAuM/s1600/dogbite.jpg
isn't it ironic! as soon as I stop hurting myself I get frickin' bitten by a dog haha, just my luck.
after abstaining from SH for a week, and overcoming most urges lately...
today I was bitten by a doberman [those of you that don't know thats a typical guard dog that bloody weighs more than me!] on the hip bone/stomach, I was in total shock i love dogs!
anyway so I started bleeding and cleaned it out with hot water and thought: so usually I'd do this after I cut myself, kinda weird when its been done without permission!
THEN i realised i hadnt had my tetanus shot [because I have a phobia of needles], so I went to doctor who was like: yup you need the shot, also diptheria and polio youre over due for.
so I pretended I was totally cool with it, almost ran out the clinic but had the stupid shot and a dressing for the bite [see link]
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tm_HGpqPnj8/TekN26RzpfI/AAAAAAAAAag/W22ZMGowAuM/s1600/dogbite.jpg
isn't it ironic! as soon as I stop hurting myself I get frickin' bitten by a dog haha, just my luck.