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Ambrosia
May 19th, 2011, 10:54 AM
http://techcrunch.com/2011/02/19/facebook-egypt-newborn/

A young man in his twenties wanted to express his gratitude about the victories the youth of 25th of January have achieved and chose to express it in the form of naming his firstborn girl “Facebook” Jamal Ibrahim (his name.) The girl’s family, friends, and neighbors in the Ibrahimya region gathered around the new born to express their continuing support for the revolution that started on Facebook. “Facebook” received many gifts from the youth who were overjoyed by her arrival and the new name. A name [Facebook] that shocked the entire world.

There are five million Facebook users in Egypt, more so than any other country in the Middle East/North Africa region. Facebook itself has reported an increase in Egyptian users in the past month, with 32,000 Facebook groups and 14,000 pages created in the two weeks after January 25th.

While the baby girl could just have easily been called “YouTube,” “Twitter” “Google” or even “Cellphone Camera,” it seems like Facebook has become the umbrella symbol for how social media can spread the message of freedom. There are countless manefestation of this, the above graffiti in Cairo, “Thank you Facebook” protest sign, and Wael Ghonim himself personally expressing his gratitude to Mark Zuckerberg on CNN.

I’m hearing that the temporary military government has begun using Facebook to reach out to Egyptian youth, even creating a Facebook Fan Page page (here). The Ministry of Interior, in attempt to repair the image of the state police, has set up multiple pages. And while my guess is that being a locus of political uprisings wasn’t the original intent of the American college campus-based social network, somewhere Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has got to be secretly proud.

The Internet as a whole should win the Nobel Peace Prize this year for all it’s done for democracy in the MENA region, but let’s not let this naming kids after websites get out of hand. I’d hate for little “Facebook” to have to share a classroom with a little “AOL,” or worse a little “Yahoo.” Even though you have to admit, a girl named “Quora” would be kind of pretty.

Spook
May 19th, 2011, 10:59 AM
LOL that is HILARIOUS. Poor little facebook. I can imagine.

Google-
Find Facebook on Facebook.

Dimitri
May 19th, 2011, 11:16 AM
Poor thing, I hope she realises that her father has seriously f***ed her life up.

Jess
May 20th, 2011, 09:52 AM
that is just WEIRD. will probably ruin her life.

Patchy
May 20th, 2011, 10:20 AM
Give her 18 years time she'll end up changing it.

I'm sure lads will tease her about poking :P

Sith Lord 13
May 21st, 2011, 02:02 AM
No. Just... No.

Cobalt
May 21st, 2011, 02:25 AM
Well thats 1 name that just got on to the top 10 worst baby names ever.

BrokenXPaperXDolls
May 21st, 2011, 04:51 AM
Poor girl lol, you dont name your daughter facebook its just a no no.

Kahn
May 21st, 2011, 11:43 AM
Her and Google will be best friends!

Oh, wait. (http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9191159/Google_Facebook_battle_for_future_of_the_Web_)

UnknownError
May 21st, 2011, 11:46 AM
Lmao I love this. :')

Sage
May 21st, 2011, 12:00 PM
This is old news.

Peace God
May 21st, 2011, 05:18 PM
Not that big of a deal seriously.