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The Resurrected One
January 22nd, 2007, 06:33 AM
I'm not sure if this belongs in in PFB, but...

Ok, once you read this, you will never look at me the same way again, but here goes:

Lately, I have been known for getting WAY too desperate for a girlfriend. I've also sort of done some crazy things, too. I feel bad every night and I ask, "Why does everyone have girlfriends, and not me? Why? Why? Why?". I sometimes go as far as cry. And I also know that if I do somehow get a girlfriend, then I want it to be a serious relationship, and not just some...B.S. And I have also sometimes prayed to God to let me have a girlfriend. I just really need one! And sometimes I go as far as having "Sex" with my...oh god...my...:whoops:...PILLOW, by pretending that it's actually a girl! I never thought I could say this to even 1 person, but now I am saying this to hundreds of people! :lol:!

But really, am I sick minded? What's with me?

JoshDude
January 22nd, 2007, 06:42 AM
I dont really think it is a problem imagining a pillow as a girlfriend, i mean, its basically just practice for when you get one =). Just go out and hang out with some girls, and maybe you shall get lucky.

The Resurrected One
January 22nd, 2007, 06:45 AM
Yes, but it feels good! It feels great! I pretend we are both orgasamming...I mean, orgasming...whatever. :lol:

Hyper
January 22nd, 2007, 06:52 AM
Your just horny, and most of the people who have girlfriends dont have any real relationship with them.. And dont belive the ppl who say they have sex and all that but just wait everyone is capable of finding some1

The Resurrected One
January 22nd, 2007, 06:56 AM
The problem is, I'm 14, and the girl I am fantazising about is 7.

LOL, just kidding. She is 13. :lol:

jack3459
January 22nd, 2007, 09:30 AM
thats ok , since you have just entered teens, you will continue to fantasize, younger, older, or may be even boys for some time

The Resurrected One
January 22nd, 2007, 10:54 AM
Yeah, I was just kidding about 7-year-olds. But 13-year-old, to 18-year-old, to sometimes even 28-year-old, yeah. I'm not kidding about that. *serious look*

RowanVer.3.0
January 22nd, 2007, 11:53 AM
Dude, how is 28 old? Anything 13-38 is considered completely normal... Hell, anything from 12-45 is considered normal for a teen to fantasize about.

The Resurrected One
January 22nd, 2007, 07:02 PM
yeah, i'm glad no one finds me nuts

Bobby
January 22nd, 2007, 07:07 PM
Who moved this here?

Dante
January 22nd, 2007, 09:24 PM
sorry, bout that, its fixed now!