Osama Had a Large Stash of Digital Porn Movies at Home

[Perseus]

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According to US officials speaking on condition of anonymity, Osama bin Laden had a "fairly extensive" stash of "modern" high quality porn at his hideout in Abbottabad. But, if he didn't have Internet, how did it get there?
Most probably, one of Osama's cronies sneaked the porn material into the house just like they sneaked his emails, using a thumb drive or perhaps they just bought their DVDs at Scoreland (NSFW) and got them delivered to a PO Box. Who knows.

US Officials can't confirm whose porn stash was it or if bin Laden used the porn himself. Other officials said it's not uncommon to find digital porn in this kind of hideouts. It seems that someone in there can't wait to die a martyr and get his 40 virgins. Or not so virgins. Maybe they only watched lesbian porn.

Source (http://gizmodo.com/5801692/osama-bin-laden-had-a-large-stash-of-porn-movies-at-home)

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I guess even terrorists need to let it all out every once in a while. :P

[anonymous53]

Mmmmm/.....pr0n

[Peace God]

You'll now never forget the image of Bin Laden tuggin' the old tiger in his hideout. :bye:

[Iron Man]

I could have sworn it was 72 virgins.

[Continuum]

A life of a highly wanted fugitive can be tedious too. You need to beat the eggs too, sometimes. :yes:

[Suicune]

Hey, I'm sure hiding for so long gets pretty boring after a while.

[CaptainObvious]

i love the way the us is managing bin laden's image post-death. he's going to look like a nutjob horny old man, and there's not much anyone can do to fight back against the imagery. awesome.

[TheMatrix]

Apparently, the US just can't leave bin Laden's things alone. They just have to be intrusive of his property. What happened to the Bill of Rights?

*deep sigh*

[Nihilus]

A life of a highly wanted fugitive can be tedious too. You need to beat the eggs too, sometimes. :yes:

Yep ^

[Azunite]

This is being immoral. Imagine Obama dying and the next day you see "Obama's Porn Stash!" on all newspapers

[CaptainObvious]

This is being immoral. Imagine Obama dying and the next day you see "Obama's Porn Stash!" on all newspapers

is obama a mass murderer who uses his image as a pious muslim to pervert people into believing extremist, violent views? what's that, a "no" i hear?

[Azunite]

Well all I say is that it is immoral to talk behind ANYONE who is dead. The choice is yours of course,

[Amnesiac]

Well all I say is that it is immoral to talk behind ANYONE who is dead. The choice is yours of course,

Why does it matter if they're dead? Death is only natural. It's a biological process. Really, it's not like we have to respect the dead – they can't even do the same to us.

I mean, I can understand if someone had an emotional attachment to a dead person, but I don't think anybody on VT is fond of Osama Bin Laden, or related to him.

[Kahn]

Well all I say is that it is immoral to talk behind ANYONE who is dead. The choice is yours of course,

Excess of grief for the dead is madness; for it is an injury to the living, and the dead know it not.

Xenophon was true when he said this. There is really no point in grieving for the dead; they aren't here to receive it. We simply trouble ourselves by it. We have no reason to respect the man, he took credit for the deaths of thousands. We said what we wanted about him before, and it will continue.

[CaptainObvious]

Well all I say is that it is immoral to talk behind ANYONE who is dead. The choice is yours of course,

really? because it seems to me that all kinds of extremists and jihadists will be talking about bin laden in precisely the opposite way, to glorify him as some martyr sacrificed for a just cause. why is it immoral to point out the truth of the matter, unattractive though it may be?

[Noooooooooo]

I could have sworn it was 72 virgins.

Guys, what about The Harder Martyr? or Osama Been Snoggin? or Loony Sunni Poony 9, Debbie Does Jihad?

Eh... maybe Clinton sold em to him.

[UnknownError]

LOOOOOL lmfao.

[Perseus]

Apparently, the US just can't leave bin Laden's things alone. They just have to be intrusive of his property. What happened to the Bill of Rights?

*deep sigh*

Yeah, let's just not search his compound for anything viable to U.S. intelligence! Like maybe what their next attack could be or where! And I'm pretty sure they have due process and their warrant is Obama's word of mouth.

[Infidelitas]

Well, you cant exactly have a girlfriend when your a terroist in hiding

[Nancy Boy]

i also heard he had a match.com profile. who knows :P

[Infidelitas]

i also heard he had a match.com profile. who knows :P

is that a dating site?

[Sith Lord 13]

I'm honestly not surprised. Any religious figure who ends up with large amounts of personal money tends to be a hypocrite.

is that a dating site?

Yes.

[Spook]

That is HILARIOUS. :D