Any idea for an excuse?

[MadManWithaBox]

I basically cut my face kinda bad. It's ok, but I need an excuse for school tomorrow? Any idea is ok, just need to shut them up if they ask. Thanks

[UnknownError]

Dog attacked you? Someone in my class had a dog attack their face and nobody questioned it.

[Indecision]

Where abouts on your face is it?
Cut whilst shaving.
Ran into door. (Kinda works, you could go on to say something like "I'm sure doors hate me, the other month one completely smashed into my arm blah blah blah.)
The usual; Cat/Dog/Bird, whatever.
There's not many good on the face, but G'luck anyway.x

[MadManWithaBox]

Well the forehead. The cheeks. The chin. Around the mouth. I cut my lips on several places. And I smacked myself on the face, I've got a black eye. And I fucked my hands at the same time.

[anonymous53]

Rose bush. That can explain it all

You fell, put your hands up to protect yourself. It cuts your face and you got a black eye from falling.

[beag_amhain]

tryed skate boarding/blading for the first time n floored yourself? n maybe landed in a hedge?

[Fiction]

You had a glass in your hand, fell over, hit your face on the way down then went straight into the broken glass.

[Gravemind]

You had a glass in your hand, fell over, hit your face on the way down then went straight into the broken glass.I like this one. Very creative, yet completely believable.

[MadManWithaBox]

What about the black eye though?

[NobodysCupOf Tea]

say you got mugged! you got beaten on the way back from somewhere, that'll explain it :)

[MadManWithaBox]

Thats a good idea =) I'l go and make it worse, then it'll look realistic. Thanks.

[Andymoto377]

Yeah dude say you got jumped or something

[Fiction]

You have a black eye because you hit your face on a table on the way down.

[MadManWithaBox]

I told them I got jumped into one of the areas round Dublin that hate British people. It was ok. Thanks guys

[ForgetMeNot]

You should say someone attacked you other excuses isn't going to work.

[TheSleepingInsomniac]

say you ran into a door or fell in a bush or fell down the stairs DO NOT say you got jumped or mugged because someone might try and get the cops involved

[dreamsofsomeday]

Yardwork
Animals
Tripped and fell on a rock

[SilenceForSilence]

All three posts above me he already said he told them he was jumped, and it worked out. No problem lol.

EDIT: I'm sorry i didn't realize how old this thread was. I'm sorry I brought it back.