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stevenisgreat545
January 18th, 2007, 08:35 PM
You know what I Wish?????
That I could bend down far enough so I could give myself head.
The best way to msturbate!!!!!!!!!!
Bobby
January 18th, 2007, 08:37 PM
I'm sure your not the only one. If you really want to do it, get your bottom two ribs removed.
thesphinx
January 18th, 2007, 09:09 PM
haha. im flexible enough to do it!
although it gets uncomfortable after a while i can still do it lol!
JoshDude
January 18th, 2007, 09:24 PM
Why would you want to suck yourself off.... lol.....
MoveAlong
January 18th, 2007, 11:11 PM
The best way to msturbate!!!!!!!!!!
Techically it's not masturbating, it's auto fellatio (or self sucking)

I'm kinda confused as to how this relates to puberty, I mean it's not a horny chat :P But ah well.

Some guys would like to try this because
They might have had head and they'd like to have it more often (so do it for yourself)
They would like to try it out of curiousity, or
They just wanna feel good!

Some others may apply, that's only 3 of 'em.
plopalopa
January 27th, 2007, 04:28 PM
i really wana do it cos it sounds rely thrilling!!
The Resurrected One
January 27th, 2007, 04:35 PM
Oh god. :rollseyes:

Well, I wouldn't wanna to it, because the position you are in gets uncomfortable, and it...just isn't good. So I'm just gonna wait for a girlfriend/boyfriend. The rest of you...well...good luck! :lol:
chuckroast
January 27th, 2007, 04:41 PM
i would want to suck my dick!!!

im bi, i like the taste of cum, and... i like to be blown!
football
January 27th, 2007, 07:21 PM
thats gross
The Resurrected One
January 27th, 2007, 08:54 PM
tsk, tsk, tsk. Newbies...
jimmy.
January 27th, 2007, 09:39 PM
I can do it.. its not that fantastic
Glasgow
January 28th, 2007, 12:47 AM
I've done it in dreams, and i really wanna do it in real life :D
Maverick
January 28th, 2007, 01:09 AM
tsk, tsk, tsk. Newbies...
No offense but you're a newbie as well.
Octo22
January 28th, 2007, 01:22 AM
I'm sure your not the only one. If you really want to do it, get your bottom two ribs removed.


That's a rumour by the way.

It's your spine preventing you from bending that far down, not ribs.

I can't recall if the ribs actually play a part or not, but it's definately in the spine.
Patchy
January 28th, 2007, 08:20 AM
at school camp i got stuck in a dorm and this guy in it could suck his own cock it was so sick, I ended up not sleeping one night because he was sucking his own dick.