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ShyGuyInChicago
April 22nd, 2011, 10:47 PM
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/04/man-gets-jail-time-for-ejaculating-into-co-workers-water-bottle.html

A Fullerton man was sentenced Friday to six months in jail and three years' probation for twice depositing his semen into a co-worker's water bottle, which she later drank from.

Michael Kevin Lallana, 32, also was ordered by the court to register as a sex offender, according to the Orange County District Attorney's office.

He left semen-laced water bottles on his co-worker’s desk at Northwestern Mutual Finance Network in Newport Beach last year on two separate occasions, district attorney officials said in a statement.

Prosecutors said Lallana committed the crime for sexual gratification.

“He admitted that he was attracted to her, and that it was something about her lips having touched the water bottle that turned him on,” Deputy Dist. Atty. Brock Zimmon said.

The first incident occurred in January 2010 when the victim discarded the water bottle after realizing it was contaminated, prosecutors said.

Four months later, Lallana again deposited his semen into a water bottle and left it on the woman's desk, prosecutors said. She drank from the bottle and detected an “off” taste, her attorney said.

She preserved the bottle and sent it to a private laboratory for testing. She learned two months later that the water bottle contained semen, at which point she notified authorities.
Lallana was arrested last July, and his DNA later was matched to the water bottle. He did not testify at his trial.

His attorneys argued he did not commit criminal battery because there was no application of force, Zimmon said. They also contended Lallana was driven by “narcissistic personality disorder,” not sexual purposes, Zimmon said.

“Their excuse was that he just did this because he was immature,” Zimmon said.

The victim issued an impact statement Friday to the court Friday, saying Lallana’s actions had harmed her emotionally and physically and that she felt it was a form of rape.

“Mr. Lallana has stripped me of my ability to trust,” she said.

Her attorney, Gloria Allred, said the most important aspect of the sentencing was that Lallana must register as a sex offender.

“This is not a joke or a prank, this is serious conduct,” Allred said in an interview. “It’s disgusting and revolting and disturbing.”

Lallana’s attorney Eduardo Madrid declined to comment.

randy.boii
April 23rd, 2011, 12:49 AM
Some people don't think

Donkey
April 23rd, 2011, 03:54 AM
I'd personally have chosen my boss's water bottle.

skinny_white_boy
April 23rd, 2011, 03:55 AM
That is pretty sick. This man is discusting and perverted.

Magus
April 23rd, 2011, 04:07 AM
That is pretty sick. This man is discusting and perverted.This is awesome, and I like to try it on some friends. But you know, what goes around comes around.

Continuum
April 23rd, 2011, 05:08 AM
That is pretty sick. This man is discusting and perverted.

I'm sure we'd all do this too if we had a purpose.

Tristin.
April 23rd, 2011, 05:11 AM
this actualy made me laugh. its a bit twisted but funy none the less :L

ShatteredWings
April 23rd, 2011, 09:03 AM
I'd personally have chosen my boss's water bottle.

lol basically this :P

Infidelitas
April 24th, 2011, 07:26 AM
why would you put your gob in someones water bottle :S

kookoo_dude32
April 24th, 2011, 10:37 PM
random story i used to live in orange county around that area :O

Iron Man
April 24th, 2011, 10:53 PM
Wow. It would have been even better if the guy had an STD.

Random3r
April 25th, 2011, 01:58 PM
haha what a wierdo,, i can imagine him stood there haha musst cummm inn botttleee lmao :D on the other hand dint the woman see anything floating around in her bottle lol?? poor woman!

Sith Lord 13
April 26th, 2011, 02:13 AM
As gross as it is, I don't see the need to label him a sex offender.

anonymous53
April 26th, 2011, 02:12 PM
Disgusting, would hate to be that girl....but I loled.

Guy is really messed up in the head, what if he had an STD?

CantLiveWithoutYou
April 26th, 2011, 05:53 PM
I saw this on failblog like 5 years ago. Either a retarded repeat offender or someone that sits on their stupid ass all day and goes to failblog.

ShyGuyInChicago
April 29th, 2011, 04:21 PM
As gross as it is, I don't see the need to label him a sex offender.

Why do you say that?

Sith Lord 13
April 29th, 2011, 05:22 PM
Why do you say that?

Because he's not a rapist, molester, or pedophile.