boners

[carl577]

arent they so anoying
they always come at the wrong time
please share some stories about anoying boners

[thesphinx]

When im rock climbing i get boneers cause of the harness and it sticks out its horrible thats why i where jeans climbing though

[JoshDude]

Boners are good, coz i can bone girls with it.

[Crow]

i got a boner at the shops once...so i just sat down, and when i got up after 10 minutes it was gone. Then i went to the bookstore and it came bakc...it was really annoying

[football]

welll i get them in school sumtimes and like if one is comin on..i jus stand up and then it goes down

[Bankai15]

Sometimes if I push down, it goes away.
And if I make myself very calm it goes away.

[Aηdy]

I dont really get many 'random' ones any more, thatnk god :)

[football]

lol lucky i hate them when i dont want them

[gagemr]

getting them at school is the worst. you don't want any one to notice. i just try to think of something else and they usually go away. not to many random ones though.

[sashoma]

i hate getting boners when rock climbing too, it sucks ass

[mas[q]uerade]

they are apart of normal teenage boy puberty..i still get them from time to time randomly, but ever since i've gotten older, they've become extensively less. :)

[fdsgfg55465]

sometimes right before the bell rings to go to the next block in school ill just get an erction and it sucks!

[Cap'nCrunch]

It's the worst when you get one in class...

or maybe during an assembly, and you have to stand up.

I don't know what I would do in either of those situations.

[chuckroast]

haha there are lots of rock climbers, where do you guys climb? well, i got a boner on el capitan when climbing last summer, and a girl i know who i was climbing with couldnt help but laugh. i jacked it to get it to go away quickly, and kept climbing.

(ps we knew each other VERY well)

[javier1995]

i have hade a boner in class and jacked off ,it was a sudden eurge,it depens when flirting with a girl hell no when want to jack off hell yes.

-Javier1995

[javier1995]

i have hade a boner in class and jacked off ,it was a sudden eurge,it depens when flirting with a girl :wub: hell no when want to jack off :lol: hell yes.

-Javier1995:cool:

[javier1995]

i have hade a boner in class and jacked off ,:eek: it was a sudden eurge,it depens when flirting with a girl:wub: hell no when want to jack off :lol: hell yes.

-Javier1995:cool:

[JordRegan]

i get like 5 a day, just random, not over anything. yeah at school it is well anoying lmao

[tj822]

yeah on the bus sucks too

i just pretend to be nervous as the bus stops cos theres loads of people going into school and buses pulling in and just thinkin about school

and then its usually gone.

but i hate it when your like "cmon cmon quick go down ffs!"
cos you dno whether to hide it
or pull a ninja
or what

lol

[Coesistere]

1 of the worst time i got a boner was when i was walking in a trail by myself and i got 1, but....i was wear my gym shorts so it was really easy 2 notice and then a guy bike passed me so i started walking faster so he would not notice and when he passed me i looked back and he was giving me the weridest look, ya that sucked

[Ethannnnnn]

i got a boner wen i was standing in front of a group of like 6 girls so i pretended i had hurt my leg and limped so they would notice the limping not the boner it worked too :D :D :D

[lightningbolt]

they r so annoying, i get them usually 6 times a day, but they go pretty quickly

[Patchy]

I was at a concert and i was taken up on stage and got a massive boner thankfully no one said anything but it was so embarasing at the time

[jimmy.]

I get them a lot...and i wear tapered (tight) jeans... so they always stick out like crazy..

my most embarrising one was when i gave my friend (a straight guy) a hug and it poked him :P

[~Dazed&&Confused~]

lol happens everytime i get picked to write somthin on the whiteboard... and when i have to face the class to lol... i just pull my trousers up lol..

[zipzapzop]

gah ther soo annoying!! every morning it always comes, and its really hard to walk

but for some reason when i wash my face and hands, it goes away(try it, it works!)

[baseballboy]

:yeah: For some reason I alway get them when i'm going in the shower, like at the hockey arenas and at the gym I go to.:eek:

[Ratchet]

My most embrassing one was when I was looking at this in gym I was wearing nothing but gym shorts and I stuck out like crazy! He just looked at me and said "You got a problem down there buddy?" It was funny.

[Underground_Network]

To me it seems the worst time to get a boner is when you're with a really good guy friend of yours or when you're changing for gym, imagine being surrounded by guys in a locker room with almost nothing on and a boner stickin out.... ouch that must suck

[Dameon]

Yea, they do suck when you're not exspecting them. That's why I hate (and usually don't) wear boxers because I'm an easily aroused guy. Although my boners aren't usually random ( I've NEVER had one of those) the boxers make it worse! It's so embarrasing. I usually stick to boxer-briefs ( but they're not ALWAYS better)

[Kamloops.man]

My cousin, he has a cute body. I wanna suck him. I've jacked off thinking about him and masturbating.. I got a HUGE one when at the pool. so big that it stretched my swim shorts and if you were looking up from the pool you could see my penis!

[DoNz93]

I get boners at school all the time!!! i just go to the toilet and make it look like there is no boner there. boning girls aye???

[DestroyTheFuture]

lol i always get them in school but now im kind of used to it?


haha who here hates when their balls get stuck to the sides of their legs?

commonly referred to as "BatWings"

[Kamloops.man]

lol i always get them in school but now im kind of used to it?


haha who here hates when their balls get stuck to the sides of their legs?

commonly referred to as "BatWings"
ugh hell yeah!

[Nightmare]

i get a boner when thinking of this girl i like

[jo2x]

i get boners a lot..at random times too...but when i need it it pops out...:D ..lolz...but ya it stretches my pants its soooo annoying..and yea i do get that feeling when my balls are stuck to my legs...lol...

[Jamz]

The WORST is when you get one and you have to do a presentation and a girl is sitting right infront of you... I notice they look at me weird for the rest of the school year to...

What I find works to kinda stop it for part of the day is masturbating before school :/

[Kamloops.man]

Yeah. I also was also looking at porn once and I got a HUGE boner and my dad saw and he's like..
"Got some technical difficulties down there?"
I almost died, because he was staring at me sternly/trying not to laugh.

[jo2x]

haha lolz...yea sumtimes (barely) i watch porn..gives me a boney

[jimbo14]

I got one now just from reading these posts:whoops:

[Dameon]

I got one now just from reading these posts:whoops:

Your NOT the only one:yeah: :yeah:

[Everglow]

lol...i get them all the time at school....i now go to a co-ed one....it's like i'm stiff all day

[Forever.Delayed]

i havent got a penis, but if i had, ME TOO =/
lols. best get off the 'males' forum before i get banned innit.

[dannyley]

I 4 got how 2 quote sooooooooo, i'll just say it. I also get them from reading threads in this forum

[Underground_Network]

Um... to quote you click the quote button in the lower right corner, beneath someones post, or in some cases, beneath their signature. :P

Boners are so annoying, especially when they're unexpected >.<

[funny monky]

they are fine but they happen at the worst posible times! like when im in the showers or in drama class with the tights and the nagy nagy teacher and the girls and geahhhhh! so u get my point they are a bother some times.


PS
hey the girl that is posting in the boys forum just pm me this but do u want to be a boy? Not to be rude but just wondering

[MoveAlong]

lol...the worst of times ever...in my weight training class during homeroom...it just pops up!
Although if I really want it to go down it will eventually *whew*

Forever.Delayed- you won't get banned from it! The only way you'll get banned is spamming or other innapropriate content. So staying here is fine, just don't answer questions with 'well I'm a girl so I wouldn't know!'

[surenix]

i dont think i have ever had a worst time but i get them just by reading these posts and i (on a good day) have less then 5 of them a day and on a bad day 10 or more :'(

[Vermillion]

They're not really annoying.
I mean, for one, you can touch yourself a little sitting at a desk at school, and, number two, if they do come at the wrong time, I can get rid of my boner easily contrary to most people who can't control their boners...

I'm lucky ^__^

[Dameon]

I get them in the lunch line at school!!!! I hate it! I even had one in the showers one time!:yes:
It was during P.E. and there was only three of us: the star quarterback,me, and some other dude.........
anyways because of the design of our locker room,
the showers are grouped in 4s
(they're adjacent and directly across from each other
it looks like this: ][ , just imagine two more on top)
So for some reason, I guess being naked in a room with
other guys looking at me, got me kinda aroused.:lol:
The wall seperating the showers on the same side is low so since he was in the one right next to me he could see everything:whoops: !!!!!
I blushed and he just laughed. A little while later he whispered something to get my attention...:eek: ...he had one too!!!

He started grabbing my butt when the hall was crowded between classes. And even followed me to the bathroom. He tried to "get in my pants" more than once. Actually it was really creepy. Finally he graduated last year:yeah:
I still to this day can't believe I got hit on by the STAR quarterback.
I wonder what the football team does in the locker room...:rolleyes: .?

p.s. who in the EL desings these locker rooms? The Fab-5? What goes through their head?:P

[Dameon]

I get them in the lunch line at school!!!! I hate it! I even had one in the showers one time!:yes:
It was during P.E. and there was only three of us: the star quarterback,me, and some other dude.........
anyways because of the design of our locker room,
the showers are grouped in 4s
(they're adjacent and directly across from each other
it looks like this: ][ , just imagine two more on top)
So for some reason, I guess being naked in a room with
other guys looking at me, got me kinda aroused.:lol:
The wall seperating the showers on the same side is low so since he was in the one right next to me he could see everything:whoops: !!!!!
I blushed and he just laughed. A little while later he whispered something to get my attention...:eek: ...he had one too!!!

He started grabbing my butt when the hall was crowded between classes. And even followed me to the bathroom. He tried to "get in my pants" more than once. Actually it was really creepy. Finally he graduated last year:yeah:
I still to this day can't believe I got hit on by the STAR quarterback.
I wonder what the football team does in the locker room...:rolleyes: .?

p.s. who in the HELL designs these locker rooms? The Fab-5? What goes through their head?:P

[futuresexologist]

I get them in the lunch line at school!!!! I hate it! I even had one in the showers one time!:yes:
It was during P.E. and there was only three of us: the star quarterback,me, and some other dude.........
anyways because of the design of our locker room,
the showers are grouped in 4s
(they're adjacent and directly across from each other
it looks like this: ][ , just imagine two more on top)
So for some reason, I guess being naked in a room with
other guys looking at me, got me kinda aroused.:lol:
The wall seperating the showers on the same side is low so since he was in the one right next to me he could see everything:whoops: !!!!!
I blushed and he just laughed. A little while later he whispered something to get my attention...:eek: ...he had one too!!!

He started grabbing my butt when the hall was crowded between classes. And even followed me to the bathroom. He tried to "get in my pants" more than once. Actually it was really creepy. Finally he graduated last year:yeah:
I still to this day can't believe I got hit on by the STAR quarterback.
I wonder what the football team does in the locker room...:rolleyes: .?

p.s. who in the HELL designs these locker rooms? The Fab-5? What goes through their head?:P


HAHAHAH that's halarious! well anyways i always get them HARD during french class. i just keep it pushed down till the end of class and then when i walk down the hall it goes away. today i got one in geology and i walked to get a pencil from my friend trying to hide it, hopefully noone noticed.:lol:

[Dameon]

HAHAHAH that's halarious! well anyways i always get them HARD during french class. i just keep it pushed down till the end of class and then when i walk down the hall it goes away. today i got one in geology and i walked to get a pencil from my friend trying to hide it, hopefully noone noticed.:lol:

:D Yeah, French has the habit of bringing out the best in people!
I usually wear a long or slightly oversized jacket in the winter just in case, but it gets kinda old by spring/summer.

[Link9991]

The thing is with boner's mate is that they are there to help you, not make you embaressed, More than once in school ihave been told to "put it away" or "calm down" because my mates have noticed me with a boner. I dont care, they dont care, its just a boner :)

[PubertyInfoWanted]

my boners really come up when i wear tightpants*guy*/Skater* im like wtf cuz it cant point straight so its a boner but pointing down and i can barely fix it so then i just think about games or talk to a friend and it goes down

[iJack]

Dont bump old threads

[Patchy]

PubertyInfoWanted please do not post in threads that are older than a few months

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