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teen_94
April 9th, 2011, 03:23 PM
Has anyone ever anal masturbated with a banana unpeeled or a small cucumber? did you put it in a condom, did you have someone put it up your ass while you jacked off? Would you?
lolman iron
April 9th, 2011, 03:54 PM
No I wouldn't to this...I find this REALLY wierd
Hockeyplayer1
April 9th, 2011, 03:55 PM
Ohh boy. Umm well no but lets just think about this. First of all keep the peel on the bannana, it will turn to mush instantly otherwise. Either way if you use a aor a cucumber use a small one obviously and go slow and ALWAYS use a condom on it and lube lots of lube!!. Put it in yourself man in the shower, or someplace where if it gets messy it wont be as big of an issue.
MusicManic
April 9th, 2011, 04:45 PM
Um, well this is so weird. No I have not. This just sounds so uncomfortable. I don't know why anyone would do this. If you are into this just go buy a dildo.
Azunite
April 9th, 2011, 04:50 PM
Um, well this is so weird. No I have not. This just sounds so uncomfortable. I don't know why anyone would do this. If you are into this just go buy a dildo.

>implying they are sold everywhere as common goods.
blober
April 9th, 2011, 05:01 PM
Nooooou
teen_94
April 9th, 2011, 05:33 PM
I know it sounds really wierd but ive done it with my finger and its amazing
Orpheus
April 9th, 2011, 06:14 PM
Has anyone ever anal masturbated with a banana unpeeled or a small cucumber? did you put it in a condom, did you have someone put it up your ass while you jacked off? Would you?

Not like that. But as a lot of you guys know, I'm a huge fan of Jackinworld and I've fucked about every piece of fruit or vegetable that I can fit my dick into. You gotta try to peel the banana with just one slit in the peel and then hold it around your dick while you jack it. I did that wen I was 14 or so and my dick wasn't as big then as it is now but even so it split out the banana peel in a couple more places before I finished. For the cucumber, you actually gotta find the biggest one you can and then hollow it out. Be sure to get all the seeds cause, believe me from experience, the seeds can be really sharpe. I tried this a couple of times but never found a cucumber that could stand the pressure and I never did get satisfaction using it.
Infidelitas
April 9th, 2011, 06:51 PM
This thread is inappropriate, and is gaining some inappropriate responses.
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