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Old October 14th, 2014, 02:17 PM   #1
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Now that my diary is dead, or soon to be



I need a new one, so as I'm now a mod here, or will be soon, I thought I'd put it here.

Go ahead, ask me anything, make me squirm, how long is your dick, how far can your anus stretch, whats your favorite colour, how many fingers do you have, NOTHING is off limits.

Ask away my mindless drones.........

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Old October 14th, 2014, 02:19 PM   #2
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how far can your anus stretch
Is it comparable to Goatse?

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Old October 14th, 2014, 02:24 PM   #3
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Is it comparable to Goatse?
OK, wasn't actually expecting anyone to ask that, but you have, and since I am pledged to answer honestly I shall.
From recent anal masturbation explorations, 3 or 4 fingers at best, I'm happy with that, never really want to try anything extreme like fisting (he lies), so....urm....ye....

Hey, you asked for it, I answered, I'm not responsible for any mental scaring.

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Old October 14th, 2014, 02:26 PM   #4
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I can't believe I searched up what 'goatse' was while I was eating. LMFAO.

Do you miss anyone in particular? (whether it be someone you've lost, a broken friendship...etc)

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Old October 14th, 2014, 02:28 PM   #5
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I can't believe I searched up what 'goatse' was while I was eating. LMFAO.

I honestly didn't think anyone knew about that site, it stopped being popular in 1999, I was genuinly suprised when it was brought up, and please, thats tame considering the porn I watch

Do you miss anyone in particular? (whether it be someone you've lost, a broken friendship...etc)
I miss Yasmeen (user YazzyTime), I used to have an amazing time talking to her, but she's gone now, no one else in my life has left recently, so ye, I miss Yasmeen.

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Old October 14th, 2014, 02:37 PM   #6
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OK, wasn't actually expecting anyone to ask that, but you have, and since I am pledged to answer honestly I shall.
From recent anal masturbation explorations, 3 or 4 fingers at best, I'm happy with that, never really want to try anything extreme like fisting (he lies), so....urm....ye....

Hey, you asked for it, I answered, I'm not responsible for any mental scaring.
I guess I was expecting a much less serious response but... yeah great to know, that is what I asked

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Old October 14th, 2014, 02:38 PM   #7
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I guess I was expecting a much less serious response but... yeah great to know, that is what I asked
You asked for it, I delivered, Next time be more careful about what you ask, there is no shame in this dojo


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Old October 15th, 2014, 10:00 AM   #8
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Why'd you join VT?




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Old October 15th, 2014, 10:03 AM   #9
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fav type of chocolate?

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Old October 15th, 2014, 10:04 AM   #10
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Why'd you join VT?
Urghhh, I hoped this wouldn't bew asked, I've lied about it so many times, but I cant lie here.

When I was...urm...I dont even remember how old, very early teens, I was googling "How to make your dick bigger" and stumbled across VT, I was like 13 at this point, and for the most part frogot about it till I was 15 or 16, then I hit a reough point and needed somewhere to go and remembered VT, and decided to see if it was still hee, low and behold it was, so I joined.

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Old October 15th, 2014, 10:05 AM   #11
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Have you been with a guy before?

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Old October 15th, 2014, 10:07 AM   #12
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Have you been with a guy before?
Been with referes to sex, correct?

Yes I have, I did when I had my last boyfriend, both oral and anal. I do miss my boyfriend, I've had girlfrinds since and noone matched up to him.

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Old October 15th, 2014, 12:51 PM   #13
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The amount of awkward responses in this thread is amazing
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I was googling "How to make your dick bigger" and stumbled across VT
Did you find the answer?

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Old October 15th, 2014, 12:59 PM   #14
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The amount of awkward responses in this thread is amazing Did you find the answer?
Nope, I found no answer, at the time my 13 year old brain couldn't comprihend the idea that the human penis wouldn't be fully grown at the age of 13, leading me toi worry.

You know when you look back on what yo8u did one time and are just like "You fucking moron", this is one of those times.

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Old October 15th, 2014, 01:06 PM   #15
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Why did you chose the name: "CosmicNoodle"?

When do you think the time will come for you to leave VT?

Where is, "Between A Rock And A Hard Place"?




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Old October 16th, 2014, 04:52 PM   #16
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Why did you chose the name: "CosmicNoodle"?

It was decided by public vote, the guy who gave it to me told me what it was. He was on holiday is Sydney and him and his sister had a game, they would look at the last two letters of number plates on cars and make up meanings for them, so along came MG, HL, TP, and obvoiusly, CM.

When do you think the time will come for you to leave VT?

Chances are, I'll stay till I'm 19

Where is, "Between A Rock And A Hard Place"?

I don't know, I wander aimlessly through life, lost and scared, if you find me, please tell me. (Its in the UK, a place called Wrexham.)
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Old October 20th, 2014, 11:00 AM   #17
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Go ahead, ask me anything.......... how far can your anus stretch.

Ask away my mindless drones.........



So......how far can your anus stretch?



Lol. You don't need to answer. I just had to ask it! Lol




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Old October 20th, 2014, 12:26 PM   #18
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So......how far can your anus stretch?



Lol. You don't need to answer. I just had to ask it! Lol
Well someone did actually ask that earlier, and I answered, if you where wondering

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Old October 21st, 2014, 02:59 PM   #19
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Favourite instrument (as in sound)?

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Old October 22nd, 2014, 10:29 AM   #20
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Favourite instrument (as in sound)?
Electric guitar, so versitile

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