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Old June 4th, 2016, 10:51 PM   #1
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Name: Daniel
Join Date: September 3, 2014
Location: Colorado
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Default Funny Metal Lyrics

You pick a song, I write the lyrics like they should be.

Since this is the first time, I choose Painkiller by Judas Priest.

Faster than a Bullet
Terrifting icecream
Enraged and full of Mango
He's half man and half machete
Like a metal monster
Eating smoke and flyers
Closing in with vegans scoring Bill Nyeeeeeeeee

He is the lame billboard
This is the lame bill board

Lameneate never mated
animals eating flees
Their master comes without disguise
and kinda makes them bleed
Orgasmic thunder
nutting somewhat like Bill
Vegans moaning in Pain NO LUBE!!!

He is the lame billboard
This is the lame billboard

Faster than a Magic Bullet
Louder than your momma's thong
Masturbated to a ladel
made more noise than her sons

Badass Super Long Guitar Solo

Lieing on A Raptor
stranger just like Dave
fatter than my teacher
forgot how to shave
with mama's rectum showing
Never to be dry
Eats a bag of arms
tooth excercise!!

He is the lame billboard
This is the lame bill billboard

Eats a seal
lame billboard
Heavy heels
lame billboard

badass musical piece that I'm too dumb to define

He is the lame billboard
This is the lame billboard
He is the lame billboard
This is the lame billboard

Lame, lame
Billboard, Billboard
Lame, lame
Billboard, Billbooooooooarrd

Badass Guitar Solo #3?

Kids Bop the lame billlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Leave me some feedback, did you enjoy this or was this more mentally challenged than Donald Trump's toupe?

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