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Old November 1st, 2015, 08:44 PM   #1801
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What is the most popular name that lawyers give their daughters?

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Old January 15th, 2016, 12:30 AM   #1802
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I'm going to tell a Cajun joke. My apologies to my cousin who live "on da bayou".

CAJUNS vs. TEXAS AGGIES.

Hippolite Broussard was sitting in a bar in Port Fouchon, Louisiana having a beer. He looks at these dudes sitting next to him and asks, "Bai, you wanna heard a good Aggie joke, man"?

The big dude replied, "Look man, I'm a oil field roughneck and I weigh over 250 pounds and I don't like cajuns. My buddy here is a former pro football player and he weighs over 300 pounds and he don't like cajuns. My other friend sitting next to him weight 325 pounds and he is meaner than a hive of killer wasps and he doesn't like cajun either. We all graduate from Texas A&M. Still wanna tell us that Aggie joke?"

Hippolite, all 150 pounds of Cajun attitude, tells him, "Bai, tonnade mes chiens, guess not. I don't want to have to explain it three times!"

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Old March 8th, 2016, 11:22 PM   #1803
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How did the doctor cured a nun of hiccups?

He told her she was pregnant!
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Old April 4th, 2016, 04:03 PM   #1804
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John and Pete are soldiers on the battlefield and it's night time. A bomb falls and blows Pete to bits and John yells: Pete, where are you!?
Pete: Everywhere!

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Old July 2nd, 2016, 01:45 PM   #1805
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What do you call a sardine in space?

Dead.

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Old May 15th, 2017, 09:59 PM   #1806
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how many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Old October 6th, 2017, 07:56 AM   #1807
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Why did the chicken cross the playground

To get to the other swing 😁
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Old October 15th, 2017, 08:42 AM   #1808
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Haha lol
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Old October 15th, 2017, 01:50 PM   #1809
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Old November 6th, 2017, 10:46 PM   #1810
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Riddle:

What goes up and never comes down?

Answer: Your age.
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