Household Lube

Can someone give me suggestions for lube I can find around the house? I don't like using Vaseline because it's so hard to clean up. I used conditioner for years because it didn't bubble up and cause burning, but now it's starting to dry up my skin. Any ideas?

Of course it's starting to dry up your skin. Normal lotions etc. ARE NOT MEANT TO BE USED AS A LUBRICANT.
Unless you want to go out and buy some (lubricant), basically, Vaseline is the safest thing around the house for you to use.

I only used it because I couldn't think of anything else. And I'm not going to buy any.

Then Vaseline is your safest and best option then. Unless you want to end up with skin irritation and/or a yeast infection, I wouldn't try anything else around the house.

Can you recommend a quick clean up then? I can't stand how long it takes. It makes that thick film over your skin that takes forever to wash off.

Have a shower?

or try to take it out with toilet paper, that can help, done it only once and it was fine, took me less than 2 min, but carefull with the cum cause then the toilet paper might get stuck on you dick and it's just a pain in the ass to take that off

I always take a shower immediately after masturbating, but Vaseline is water resistant.

Use common sense with this. Read the label, anything that you either cannot pronounce or easily figure out what it is is probably not a good thing to be rubbing on your penis. So, soaps, shampoos, conditioners,etc., are not good, eventhough they're slippery. Anything with any type of SD-Alcohol, or alcohol of any type are no nos. Any kind of household cleaner or chemical/wax/ are similiarly off limits. If you can safely eat it, it's probably OK, any type of cosmetic or food oil is OK. But read the label. Be careful.

probably try moisturiser like hand moisturiser, that won't dry it out but youll prob need to keep adding coz it will rub in lol.

This might sound gross, but you CAN use saliva. But it isn't great - keeps drying up.

no you really can't use saliva. I would say use lotion but don't use soap.

It gets in the uretha and burns like hell (I've been told)

saliva burns or soap burns? im guessing soap lol.
i have used saliva before but it does dry out too quickly.

Yes soap burns. Spit dries out too quickly to be used for a long period of time.

So use something like lotion if you are too embaressed to go out and buy lube.

hand lotion is good, and handy I would use that

Lotion! that is always a good option, been using it for 3 years now

I agree with that Chris dude..
Use like a hand cream or something .

Baby oil, Vaseline

No soap or shower gel stuff, it can flame up ur ureathea if it gets in(the hole bit on ur penis)

Originally Posted by DamagedHearts

Of course it's starting to dry up your skin. Normal lotions etc. ARE NOT MEANT TO BE USED AS A LUBRICANT.
Unless you want to go out and buy some (lubricant), basically, Vaseline is the safest thing around the house for you to use.

Dude lay off it was an honest mistake... no need to flame the guy jesus you fucking people overreact so much it makes me sick. I want to fucking leave this god damn forum.

Love_the_World_418 don't go attacking members like that.

Questions been answered so closing thread.