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Old June 19th, 2007, 04:51 PM   #1
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Put all funny storys about masterbating and puberty here becuase i want to see what kind of mistakes and things people have done
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Old June 19th, 2007, 07:20 PM   #2
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Doesn't that defeat the purpose of this forum? After all, we're here to provide support to teens, not ridicule them for the mistakes they did.

For me, a funny story that I could give you is one night when I was going to bed. While in bed, I started jacking off with my shorts off and all, but I probably slept without putting them on again. I really don't know what happened because I was so sleepy. I was scared that my mom saw me because my shorts were back on when I woke up the next morning. That might not be funny, but that's the best I have.

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Old June 19th, 2007, 08:01 PM   #3
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i agree with romeo on the forum thing.
And i actually have only one story. When i was like 12 i jacked off and ended up sleeping naked, my mom came to wake me up for school and i was on top of my blankets, with an erection for some reason, with my mom staring at me like she caught me screwing some random cheerleader..... I woke up and rolled off the bed it scared me so much, now my parents joke about it and poke fun at me... I guess thats what i get for sleeping naked.

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Old June 19th, 2007, 09:05 PM   #4
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once i was jo and i heard my dad coming and thought the door was locked but it wasnt so i saw it wasnt and started lifting my pants and they were half way up so i just told him i was changing lol
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Old June 19th, 2007, 09:30 PM   #5
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a few months ago i was masturbating on the toilet for almost 10 mins and then my dad started banging on the door and told me to hurry up. i ignored him and kept doing my thing, then he opened the door (i thought i had it locked haha) as i was cumming and he just looked at me with this shocked look on his face. we just looked at each other for what seemed like forever, then he said "ok now that you're done can i use the toilet now?" like it was no big deal lol

he still teases me about it sometimes by knocking on the door and asking if he can use the toilet lol
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Old June 20th, 2007, 12:45 AM   #6
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"ok now that you're done can i use the toilet now?" like it was no big deal lol
Other than the embarrassment, it really isn't a big deal. Your dad does it too.
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Old June 20th, 2007, 10:13 AM   #7
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Other than the embarrassment, it really isn't a big deal. Your dad does it too.
Really? I honestly have no idea about older men masturbating. Do they really do it? Or have they already passed their curiosity period???

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Old June 20th, 2007, 10:18 AM   #8
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heck no i'm 47 and I do it like twice a day! old men not masturbating, ha!
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Old June 20th, 2007, 10:21 AM   #9
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now for the story, long ago I slept naked and was woken up for my beastly snoring by who else but my mom, probably had a boner. note to other teens entering puberty don't sleep naked, it seems to be the most common mistake among us.
 
Old June 20th, 2007, 10:22 AM   #10
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heck no i'm 47 and I do it like twice a day! old men not masturbating, ha!
If your 47, you can't be here.

If your 14, then stop lying, and actually give helpful advice!

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Old June 20th, 2007, 10:44 AM   #11
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Put all funny storys about masterbating and puberty here becuase i want to see what kind of mistakes and things people have done
I don't really think this is relevant, tasteful or informative, do you?

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Old June 20th, 2007, 10:56 AM   #12
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47, yeah the mods will probably have something to say about that



shame on u
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Old June 20th, 2007, 11:25 AM   #13
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I don't really think this is relevant, tasteful or informative, do you?

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