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Old September 11th, 2011, 11:59 PM   #1
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Unhappy I stick my penis into fans

Sometimes when I'm alone my penis gets very hot, I need to cool it off so I stick it by a fan, one day i got too close and the fan batted my penis and it felt very good. I now regularly stick my penis into fans and my only friend found out about it and told everyone at school and they think I'm a freak... what do I do?
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Old September 12th, 2011, 12:00 AM   #2
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Well... If you like to do it, then good luck to you when you have sex.
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Old September 12th, 2011, 12:01 AM   #3
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Well... If you like to do it, then good luck to you when you have sex.
I can't get an erection unless I envision myself in a fan, I've tried to have sex but vagina feels nothing like fans
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Old September 12th, 2011, 12:03 AM   #4
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I can't get an erection unless I envision myself in a fan, I've tried to have sex but vagina feels nothing like fans
Well then if you like to do it just be careful.

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Old September 12th, 2011, 12:05 AM   #5
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>.<


Well then if you like to do it just be careful.
see the thing is when i put it in fans it can get battered and cut and sometimes I think i need to go to the hospital but I can't cuz then everyone will know, so I just wrap it in a washcloth, I have some scars tho, I just cant stop
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Old September 12th, 2011, 12:08 AM   #6
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see the thing is when i put it in fans it can get battered and cut and sometimes I think i need to go to the hospital but I can't cuz then everyone will know, so I just wrap it in a washcloth, I have some scars tho, I just cant stop
Well you will need to be more careful. Because if you end up having to go to hospital what will you say? You'll most likely be put somewhere so you are safer than putting your penis in a fan.

Not saying you shouldn't, because lots of people have unique things they do. Like George Bush turns into Justin Bieber, but just... keep it safe.
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Old September 12th, 2011, 12:10 AM   #7
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thats it, im doing it now and my penis is flailing everywhere, blood is flying off the walls
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Old September 12th, 2011, 12:11 AM   #8
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I quote,

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Whatever creams your cucumber
It's your life. Your decisions. However it is probably unhealthy as in damages your penis. (that's one thing I never imagined I'd type) So I recommend not for safety/cleanslieness (as in cuts allow bacteria and other stuff in your blood)

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Old September 12th, 2011, 12:11 AM   #9
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thats a new one hehe watever floats your boat kid lol
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Old September 12th, 2011, 12:11 AM   #10
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thats it, im doing it now and my penis is flailing everywhere, blood is flying off the walls
TMI.

But again whatever makes you happy.
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Old September 12th, 2011, 12:28 AM   #11
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i'm sorry man but that one person who bashed you i have to report them. so it's gonna be locked soon. as for your fan thing, it's quite dangerous man. i wouldn't do it anymore if i was you.
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Old September 12th, 2011, 12:37 AM   #12
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I think we have a troll attack... a very funny one.
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Old September 12th, 2011, 12:41 AM   #13
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i just noticed that:

A)They probably made an account just to bash the OP
B)They were already frozen when I reported them.
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Old September 12th, 2011, 01:41 AM   #14
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This is easily the best thread ever on VT.

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Old September 12th, 2011, 01:55 AM   #15
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wtf? wow and I agree with Ida

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Old September 12th, 2011, 02:08 AM   #16
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Let's go back to the actual subject of this topic...

I think it's better to stop doing that since it could seriously damage your penis.

Everything will be okay in the end. So if it's not okay, it's not the end

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Old September 12th, 2011, 03:38 AM   #17
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Um... Is this a troll? Cause if it isn't - forgive me - but, this just cracked me up.

Umm... I guess you could find a chick with a really sharp vagina. No, I'm sorry. That was mean - unless you're a troll. You gotta get help, hun. This will absolutely kill your penis. Goodbye children, goodbye wife, goodbye urinating... Thing...

This is probably the worst and funniest type of self-harm. I'm sorry. Get help. Really.



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Old September 12th, 2011, 04:32 AM   #18
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I think we have a troll attack... a very funny one.
I was honestly just about to say this. It's too ridiculous. You can't get hard unless you envision a fan against every natural instinct even though you've had the opportunity to have sex? Are you sure you aren't gay?

And this isn't self harm, you're doing this because you get some sort of sexual appeal out of it. This is some twisted version of Sado-Masochism and even in their eyes it would be quite peculiar.

Now to find a midget with some Gin and we'll be in business...

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Old September 12th, 2011, 04:51 AM   #19
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(Troll)

But if not, you shouldn't do that. How would you like to explain to the staff in the ER how you got your dick cut off?

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Old September 12th, 2011, 05:11 AM   #20
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Lol. Charlie...

Doesn't it hurt to put your penis in a fan? O.O But then again... Cutting is a pretty crazy thing if you don't do it yourself. So who knows, this could be a new teenage rebellion. The Penis Cutters.

Has a ring to it, huh?



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