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Old January 28th, 2008, 04:41 PM   #601
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That's funny

I practice piano and I would never have thought of that one


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Old February 1st, 2008, 10:21 AM   #602
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Old February 1st, 2008, 11:22 AM   #603
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haha I love it!
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Old February 2nd, 2008, 03:13 PM   #604
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hahaha, so true

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Old February 2nd, 2008, 03:31 PM   #605
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Old February 2nd, 2008, 03:38 PM   #606
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lol Kodie. 6 year old with a drinking problem lol


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Old February 2nd, 2008, 04:32 PM   #607
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Hahahahaha!!!! That was so funny. Poor kid. All that because of a Math question.
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Old February 3rd, 2008, 05:29 AM   #609
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Everybody was surprised one day when this very very old white man married a young beautiful woman. They told the man that he was far too old to have kids.

Come around a year later, they have a child and the nurse says, "Wow! This is really a miracle. You're so old, how do you do it?"

"Well," the old man replied,"You've just got to keep the motor running is all.".

The next year they surprise everybody else again by having their second child, and the nurse ask him again, "A second child for you really is a blessing! What is your secret, how do you do it sir?"

"You've just got to keep the motor running is all." he replies.

The next year, the couple is blessed with a third child, and the nurse says, "Sir, there is no way that a man of your age could have fathered a third child for the third consecutive year!"

"As I've said before, you've just got to keep the motor running." he said, smiling proudly.

"Well," the nurse said, "the motor must be broken down because this child is black."

So if you care to find me, look to the western sky.
As someone told me lately, everyone deserves a chance to fly.

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Old February 4th, 2008, 11:17 AM   #610
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lmfao! niice

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Old February 4th, 2008, 10:21 PM   #611
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Lol some random things I have saved in some old files:


















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Old February 4th, 2008, 10:29 PM   #612
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WOW! that musician one and the music one are amazing!! and The one about the musicians is so true!

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Old February 5th, 2008, 01:29 AM   #613
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Haha , about the George Bush one, I saw something like that on the wall in my Grade 9 Science Class last year.
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Old February 5th, 2008, 01:29 AM   #614
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An old lady was having trouble at an ATM and she asked me to check her balnce for her.
So I pushed her over.


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Old February 5th, 2008, 01:58 AM   #615
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NOTE: Before you read this and get the wrong idea, it's not aimed at the genetically unfortunate, it's aimed at people you hate.

I made this song up in my head one day when the short bus passed me on the highway and one of my friends was complaining about her stalker ex boyfriend.

Title: The Short Bus Song (to the 'Backpack' tune on Dora The Explorer)

Short Bus, Short Bus,
Short Bus, Short Bus,
I'm the short bus, loaded up with tards and dumb-dumbs too.
Anyone that you might hate, I've got inside for you.
Short Bus, Short Bus,
Short Bus, Short Bus,
Yeah!

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Old February 5th, 2008, 02:33 AM   #616
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Most people have heard these, but my dad tells them all the time and they never seem to get old for me:

A family of tomatoes are walking down the street. Baby Tomato has short legs so he keeps lagging behind, and finally Daddy Tomato gets fed up with him. Daddy Tomato walks back there, stomps on Baby Tomato and says, "Catch up!"

Did you hear about that crazy cow at the cheese factory? He tried to escape by jumping over a barbed wire fence. It was "utter" destruction.

My friend Daisy used to work at a juice factory, but she got fired because she couldn't concentrate.

So this blonde is at the airport and somehow ends up walking down the runway. She walks backward into a small plane that's just landed, propellers still moving. Disaster. (You may have to think about that one a bit, I did when I first heard it. The key is "disaster". Say it out loud if you have to with the image of the blonde walking backwards in your head)

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Old February 5th, 2008, 10:41 AM   #617
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So this blonde is at the airport and somehow ends up walking down the runway. She walks backward into a small plane that's just landed, propellers still moving. Disaster. (You may have to think about that one a bit, I did when I first heard it. The key is "disaster". Say it out loud if you have to with the image of the blonde walking backwards in your head)
HAHA!

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A stick!
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Old February 5th, 2008, 07:51 PM   #618
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OMFG JESSI! You have no idea how hard I'm laughing


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Old February 15th, 2008, 06:03 PM   #619
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Tic Tac toe
Three in a row
Barney got shot by a G.I. Joe
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said
Whoop Barney's dead
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Old February 16th, 2008, 05:08 AM   #620
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I always lie and i can never tell the truth. am i lying or speaking the truth

Pm with the answer =p

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