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Old May 29th, 2007, 06:12 PM   #1
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Masturbate without your parents knowing? I have a door with a lock, but still, what happens if they knock on my door and I take mysteriously long to get to the door because I'm naked!? I don't masturbate like most people would, I found my own way that feels REALLY good! (PM me to find out!)
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Old May 29th, 2007, 06:16 PM   #2
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My room is all the upstairs like a loft. I jack up there. It's open all the time, no door, but I just stay quiet.

My mom knows not ever go in my room when I'm in the house.
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Old May 29th, 2007, 06:26 PM   #3
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But I have a one story house, and she comes in all the time almost!
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Old May 29th, 2007, 06:29 PM   #4
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Just do it in the shower or when shes not there!
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Old May 29th, 2007, 06:34 PM   #5
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i just do it at night in my room. its not like i moan or anything. and i dont move too much and everyone is in bed so it just works






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Old May 29th, 2007, 07:03 PM   #6
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Well, I'm pretty sure ALL parents realize sooner or later realize that their sons masturbate... As for avoiding the visual proof, you should probably do it when taking a shower, after going to the bathroom, etc., etc. Get creative with it. Has this ever actually happened before, where your mother barges in on you or knocks on your door while you're masturbating? If so, you should probably ask for some privacy. Just tell here "Hey, I'm 13, and I think I deserve more privacy than what you're giving me." Everyone in my dad's house is like that - even the step-siblings, not knockin' like my room is their living room - so I just gave up masturbating in there... It's not like she's ALWAYS watching you, right?

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Old May 29th, 2007, 09:38 PM   #7
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Well, even though it takes a long time to answer the door, i doubt there gonna blurt out "what were you doing????". But, if they do, think ahead of time, of an excuse.

Ride the pig!!!!!!!!!!
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Old May 29th, 2007, 11:17 PM   #8
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do it when no ones home or in the shower
or at night
at night's the best though
no ones around
quietness
hah
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Old May 30th, 2007, 03:11 AM   #9
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lol wel my parents have found out about me masturbating, i was quite happily there and my mum walked in, i quickly pulled up my blankets and she started tucking them back in and, well........ saw me
sooooo not cool lol
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Old May 30th, 2007, 03:43 AM   #10
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if she knocks tell her your wackin off and to go away

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Old May 30th, 2007, 06:51 AM   #11
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i have had a couple of close calls. i just said both times that i was changing clothes, and no more was said about it.

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Old May 30th, 2007, 03:45 PM   #12
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i just wait till they leave the house
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Old May 30th, 2007, 07:34 PM   #13
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if she knocks tell her your wackin off and to go away
Yeah, that would work really well... -_-
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Old June 8th, 2007, 08:51 AM   #14
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although it sounds simple but the best time is to arrange for a time when they are busy or not around
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Old June 8th, 2007, 03:13 PM   #15
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Well,, if you're really concerned about it... u don't have to be naked when u do it..
you can just pull your pants down..

I have barely any privacy in my room, but I manage to do it.. sometimes with my door open =P It makes it easier to hear if people are coming.
I also have a mirror on the wall behind my computer.. so I dont have to look back all the time
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Old June 8th, 2007, 04:00 PM   #16
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Better equiped then bond you are. I just lock the door.

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Old June 8th, 2007, 07:37 PM   #17
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well if you want to keep it secret which im sure you do i would recomend you lisen to the people who tell you to do it at night and such but if you realy want to do it and cant put it off anylonger when your parents are in the house just go to your room, lean against the door and only undo your trousers instead of getting naked then if your mum knocks your not going to take long and your excuse was you were at the other side of the room
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Old June 10th, 2007, 12:07 AM   #18
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Hey, what is your good way to jack off?
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Old June 10th, 2007, 02:08 AM   #19
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Hey, what is your good way to jack off?
see the sticky on masturbation at the top of the page.

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Old June 10th, 2007, 08:22 AM   #20
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I masterbate in bed and in the shower sometimes just try it with like ur boxers at ur knees so if she comes in u can pull ur boxers/pants up quickly

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