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Old October 7th, 2014, 02:31 PM   #1761
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Formerly at your service! ^^
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Straight / Atheist / Metalhead / Right-wing / Aspie
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Old October 7th, 2014, 02:34 PM   #1762
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I have a joke, but with the ammount of christians and children on this site I dare not tell it

My names Joe, but you can call me "Lord and master of all space and time"
I'm Bisexual, deal with it
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Old October 23rd, 2014, 08:09 AM   #1763
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I have a joke, but with the ammount of christians and children on this site I dare not tell it
Ooh Tell me Tell me !! Pm me




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Old October 23rd, 2014, 10:07 AM   #1764
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This will be so corny, just to let ya know.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
haha that was funny!

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I have a joke, but with the amount of Christians and children on this site I dare not tell it
I wanna hear it!

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Ooh Tell me Tell me !! Pm me
Me too!














Mine is from a friend at work:


Where does the general keep his armies?










In his sleevies!! haha! Silly I know
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Old October 23rd, 2014, 11:00 AM   #1765
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Ooh Tell me Tell me !! Pm me
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I wanna hear it!
Nope, I date not, less I start a shot storm, but based on ythe two thongs I said you can gues what sort of joke it is

My names Joe, but you can call me "Lord and master of all space and time"
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Old October 31st, 2014, 07:33 PM   #1766
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Guitar Stuff: 1993 MIM Strat, Epiphone Dot, Schecter Omen 6.
That was on someone's signature and all I could think was "I don't speak French"

I don't cut to feel the pain,I cut to distract myself from the pain
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Old December 10th, 2014, 10:02 PM   #1767
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Found this on the Internet:
Question: Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word, what am I?
Answer: EMPTY
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Old December 15th, 2014, 01:31 PM   #1768
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I have a joke, but with the ammount of christians and children on this site I dare not tell it
is it about brutally murdering christians and children? i want to hear it

who needs a signature with a name like this
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Old December 16th, 2014, 09:11 PM   #1769
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is it about brutally murdering christians and children? i want to hear it
I don't even remember the joke in question, but I have no doubts that its about

A- Pedophilia
B- Lack of logic or consistency

The first isn't my sort of joke, so more likely the second, or perhaps the two mixed.

My names Joe, but you can call me "Lord and master of all space and time"
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Old January 19th, 2015, 10:02 PM   #1770
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how do u make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
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Old January 25th, 2015, 10:01 PM   #1771
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What's pink, squishy, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.


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Hello again VirtualTeen. you blackhole.

No tears to cry
No feelings left
This species has
Amused itself to death
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Old January 29th, 2015, 12:05 PM   #1772
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This has probably been done before but...

I am so fragile that if you say my name, you break me. What am I?






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Old February 10th, 2015, 02:22 AM   #1773
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Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
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Old February 10th, 2015, 02:27 AM   #1774
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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
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Old February 19th, 2015, 12:40 PM   #1775
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Ok, this is dirty:
Jack and Jill
Went up a hill
So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock
And a mouthful of c**k
Cause Jill's real name was Andy.

"I've seen it, you know. The evil of mankind. All the rot, the hate, the pain , the lust. And of course, the greed. Man's need to devour everything in his path, and make it his, or destroy it in the process. It's these dark parts of our souls that makes us easy prey for the Dark Gods, especially gods like Alxus, Sithiria, and Pelira."

-Damien Frost, main character in the book "Blessed with a curse", a W.I.P. of mine.
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Old April 3rd, 2015, 12:59 PM   #1776
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Give Up Drugs


Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever," he said.

"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" the judge asked.

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: -- O o -- and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge.

"And you, how did you do?" he asked the second guy.

"Well, your honor, I persuaded one hundred fifty six people to give up drugs forever," he said.

"That many people! How amazing! How did you manage to do that!" the judge asked.

"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, 'this is your anus before prison,'" he said.
bwahahahahhaahhhahha..
i fell off the sofa there

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Old April 3rd, 2015, 01:28 PM   #1777
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This has probably been done before but...

I am so fragile that if you say my name, you break me. What am I?
Late but I can't leave this one hanging - the answer is silence!

val
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Old April 3rd, 2015, 05:32 PM   #1778
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A few days ago I saw a chicken cross the road true story. And I thought to myself... why did he cross the road????
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Old April 9th, 2015, 07:33 AM   #1779
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I have 2 jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE IDIOT'S HOUSE!!!

Ready for the next one?

Knock knock

Who's there?
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Hey guys, this is partially for me but also for anybody else who may want it; my diary: http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/fo...play.php?f=514

For those who care: I've changed my username, I used to be Doc. Maestro
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Old April 11th, 2015, 11:19 AM   #1780
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A little black humor never hurt anyone;

-Anna has no arms.

-Knock, knock?

-Who's there?



























Certainly not Anna.

~Ask me anything~

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