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Old July 27th, 2018, 01:10 PM   #1
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Location: Appalachia, USA, but take me to New Hampshire and I wouldn't complain.
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Hey, I'm Jason, and I'm pretty new to forums in general so please excuse my incompetence. I'm 16 and have no friends to spend time with for the summer so this site's the next best thing.

I'm into history, technology, and hate politics but still like to dabble a bit in the topic to screw with those who love it. I pretty much have a libertarian outlook on life so don't expect me to give much of a fuck about most of anything (anything meaning what people think, express, or do with their lives, the only constraints being notable harm to others).

I'm from the US of A, (the queen be damned) currently residing somewhere in Appalachia. For those of you that don't know, that's where the term "hillbillys" originally comes from. It's a very impoverished, economically disadvantaged, drug riddled region of the US. My father was actually the first in our family to attend college which is why my life doesn't suck as much as it otherwise probably would have. For any of you out there from Appalachia struggling, keep trying, and know that it only gets better if you try to make it better.

I rate as a INTP-A (only 51% A so close call) on the MBTI tests I've taken, although my P/J functions love to wrestle for dominance. P is more accurate most of the time though. I think that's why I am obsessed with The Master from Doctor Who. Love that bitch, I want to be her, and possibly wear her skin, I don't know.

I like men and women, but am not attracted one bit to feminine facial features. Kinda ruins the mood a bit to ask your girl to put a paper bag over her head, so I think my chances with women are bleak.

Yesterday I was mowing the lawn and got attacked by a swarm of yellow jackets. No one was around to help either, no matter how loud I yelled. Really fucking scary experience, but the situation turned out well. Thankfully bee stings do nothing to me.

So yeah. That's me. That's my introduction. Really hoping this site fills the voids in my life, although that is a lot to ask for from some website I just found for a friend.

Nonetheless, I hope to see you guys around soon!

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Old July 27th, 2018, 01:22 PM   #2
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Welcome to VT, Jason! Glad you escaped the wasps unscathed, and kudos for making one of the most interesting intros I've read I also noticed in the introduction survey that you like jazz, which I am quite versed in. Anyways, I hope you enjoy the forums!

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Old July 27th, 2018, 04:01 PM   #3
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Welcome to VT! I'm also really into History so that's pretty cool
Hope you enjoy your time here!
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