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Old March 27th, 2006, 03:48 PM   #361
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Originally Posted by xxCharliexx
How come blondes can't count past 70?
not sure about that one!!
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Old March 27th, 2006, 05:27 PM   #362
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hahahaha someone should get it
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Old March 27th, 2006, 08:10 PM   #363
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it's cos 69 is already a bit of a mouthful


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Old March 27th, 2006, 08:44 PM   #364
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hahahah yup

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Old March 31st, 2006, 11:41 PM   #365
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how do you drown a blound?

come to my dieary

evreything and inbatween

it rocks

and im shuting up now


don't click this link...
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Old April 1st, 2006, 07:54 AM   #366
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you cant cos of the fake boobs lol
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Old April 1st, 2006, 03:12 PM   #367
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Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

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Meme si tu ne m'aimes pas.
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Old April 1st, 2006, 03:55 PM   #368
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correct

come to my dieary

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Old April 4th, 2006, 06:59 PM   #369
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haha good one lol
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Old April 6th, 2006, 06:08 PM   #370
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Mom has 2 daughters , 1 son.

One daughter asks Mom "Why'd u name me Violet"
Mom:" When you were born a violet dropped on ur head."
Other doaughter askes Mom :" Why'd you name me rose?"
Mom:" Becuase when u were born a rose dropped on ur head.

The son says "looaskfdsdfgfkjghfkgfjhdgkjgh (sounding retarded)"
Mom shouts :SHUT UP BRICK!!!"

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Old April 6th, 2006, 06:11 PM   #371
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Jack's Mother had four sons: 1st one was called; North. 2nd; South. 3rd; East, what was the fourth one called
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Old April 6th, 2006, 06:22 PM   #372
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west, how is that funy?
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Old April 6th, 2006, 06:34 PM   #373
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it is funny.. kinda.. your just wrong
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Old April 9th, 2006, 05:22 PM   #374
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The fourth son is Jack.

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Old April 22nd, 2006, 03:33 PM   #375
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lol

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Old April 24th, 2006, 01:32 AM   #376
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holy crap i actually finished all 38 pages..

ok heres the most twisted, vile, sadistic joke ever: (non offensive.. unless you are protective of bananas)

knock knock
whos there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
whos there???
banana
banana who???
knock knock
WHO THE **** IS THERE?!?!?!?!???
orange
ORANGE WHO?!?!?!?!???
orange you glad i didnt say ba-
*at this point the knocker is hit in the head with a shovel*

lol told you it was evil and twisted etc

hooray for exclamation points!
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Old May 1st, 2006, 05:04 AM   #377
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold"

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The boy says, "$500"The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that ... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going To take you to church and make you confess your greed." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in MY closet now."

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Old May 1st, 2006, 07:28 AM   #378
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lmao i love that one!!

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Old May 1st, 2006, 10:04 AM   #379
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now that is a good joke.
*laughs silently*


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Old May 1st, 2006, 05:48 PM   #380
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hahah those are funny... This is dumb but, A blonde, her friend, and a guy were in a restaurant. The blondes friend's name is Sexy. so the guy who is the blonde's boyfriend goes up to sexy and say's "hey Sexy" the blonde slaps him her boyfriend

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