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Old February 19th, 2015, 05:20 PM   #41
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*bumpity bump bump*

It's an old thread, but it's still a fun idea. Tell everyone a reason or two that you'd be a good date/partner.

- I am awake at all hours of the day. We can talk or just snuggle.
- I will buy you tacos, pizza, and ice cream (well, it's for both of us, but still...)
- I'm a competitive game player.
- I give back rubs.
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Old February 19th, 2015, 05:27 PM   #42
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Why you should date me:

-I'm fun sized at 5'0"
-I will give you aaaaall the kisses
-I will cuddle with you whenever you want
-We can watch Disney movies together
-I'll buy you ice cream
-We can have cats. A lot of them.

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Old February 19th, 2015, 09:27 PM   #43
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Why you should date me:

- You can probably see your house if you sit on top of my shoulders.
- If you want to go somewhere, I'm in. I love exploring new places.
- If you want to stay home and shoot the shit, I'm in. I love exploring my own stupidity in the safety of home.
- I will save you a shit ton of money because I'm cheap.
- Anal sounds terrible to me. Your butthole is safe with me.
- I'm so white that you can put me on your back at night and cars will see you from miles away.
- I have a hard time saying "no"
- You can dress me up in drag, I don't care as long as you make me pretty.
- I use deodorant

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Old February 27th, 2015, 05:00 PM   #44
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Why you should date me:

- If you want to go somewhere, I'm in. I love exploring new places.
- If you want to stay home and shoot the shit, I'm in. I love exploring my own stupidity in the safety of home.
- I will save you a shit ton of money because I'm cheap.
- Anal sounds terrible to me.
- I'm so white that you can put me on your back at night and cars will see you from miles away.
- I have a hard time saying "no"
- You can dress me up in drag, I don't care as long as you make me pretty.
- I use deodorant
We have a lot in common
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Old November 7th, 2015, 10:39 AM   #45
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Perks Of Dating Me:
I have a nice butt.
Mmm. counts for a lot.
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Old November 7th, 2015, 11:23 AM   #46
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omg what is that


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Old November 7th, 2015, 12:20 PM   #47
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Perks Of Dating Me:
I'm too awkward.
That's a great argument!

Ok I've just seen what this thread is really about.
mmmh. Wait a minute.

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Old November 7th, 2015, 01:52 PM   #48
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I would definitely give it a try😁

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Old November 10th, 2015, 01:27 AM   #49
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I don't recommend dating anybody online or remotely finding a lover online. It's often a breeding ground of Akbar "It's a trap" situations, if you know what I mean.
Otherwise, I suggest that if you do want to start dating people here, list your traits in an objective way so the viewers can make their judgements about you correctly. Don't have positive or negative bias in listing your traits, as it can be misleading.
I don't think the OP meant this to be a serious thread, or the intent was to look for a relationship on this forum. A lot of the responses aren't so serious as well, and include some us (including myself) being pretty goofy with it.
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Old January 23rd, 2016, 02:54 AM   #50
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Why you should date me!

- I'm funny
- I have nice feet
- I'm cute and cuddly, with a touch of brat but that's ok everyone needs a spanking sometimes
- I like to give massages, preferably naked ones!
- I like just about any kind of food, I'm not picky.
- I like to clean, and I will do it naked if you want.
- I'm horny 247 and then some!
- I will watch porn with you!
- I like gross humour and can be silly and laugh for hours talking about gross things.
- I love all animals and reptiles
- I'm a virgin but don't be fooled, I'm a kinky girl.
- I don't mind eating in bed
- I have great taste and I'm great at decorating.
- I'm very clean/hygienic and I smell good
- your parents will love me, I'm sweet like Suga!
- I can cook
- I don't mind getting dirty
- I like to ride dirt bikes, fast cars and boats.
- I'm romantic, but not over the top.
- If we fall in love you will never regret it!
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Old January 23rd, 2016, 08:14 PM   #51
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you do sound like a catch hunnii

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Why you should date me!

- I'm funny
- I have nice feet
- I'm cute and cuddly, with a touch of brat but that's ok everyone needs a spanking sometimes
- I like to give massages, preferably naked ones!
- I like just about any kind of food, I'm not picky.
- I like to clean, and I will do it naked if you want.
- I'm horny 247 and then some!
- I will watch porn with you!
- I like gross humour and can be silly and laugh for hours talking about gross things.
- I love all animals and reptiles
- I'm a virgin but don't be fooled, I'm a kinky girl.
- I don't mind eating in bed
- I have great taste and I'm great at decorating.
- I'm very clean/hygienic and I smell good
- your parents will love me, I'm sweet like Suga!
- I can cook
- I don't mind getting dirty
- I like to ride dirt bikes, fast cars and boats.
- I'm romantic, but not over the top.
- If we fall in love you will never regret it!
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Old January 23rd, 2016, 08:54 PM   #52
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Well hmmm I was going to lists reasons to date me, because that's what I thought this thread was about. Seems like no one else did that, though.
I think you're right Alli, However everyone seems to think it's about dating the OP.

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Old November 28th, 2016, 05:41 AM   #53
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I forgot this thread existed

Anyways...

-I will NOT spam you incessantly with selfies, Insta, Snapchat, etc...(that's supposed to be a good thing)
-I will bake cookies and bread for you
-I think I'm fairly low-maintenance
-I will play just about any game (I can't say this enough)
-I try to be a positive person. I realize sometimes I need help, but I really do try.
-I will share my jellybeans with you, and that's a pretty big thing
-I love to go to the movies, and I don't find it cheesy or "overdone"
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Old November 28th, 2016, 09:23 PM   #54
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-I will accept your opinions and beliefs that differ from mine
-I'm not clingy (at least, I try not to be)
-I will be supportive of you
-I love to have deep conversations
-I think communication is very important
-I'm smart but will make you die of laughter with an occasional "blonde moment" as people joke with me about sometimes
-I love to cuddle

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Old November 28th, 2016, 10:23 PM   #55
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-acepting
-loving
-not in it for the sex
-cuddling
-nice
-listens
-not clingy
-religious
-Encourouging
-helpful
-fun
-funny(bit of an overstatement)


I love bananas and minions.
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Why do people believe that killing people isn't okay, but killing innocent baby or fetus inside the womb is okay? and vice versa?
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Old November 28th, 2016, 10:56 PM   #56
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Oh god, here we go...

- I can be sentimental
- I'm relatively thoughtful
- Sex is fun, (and a great cardio workout, seriously, it is) but I don't obsess over it
- I will drive you everywhere. Seriously, driving is a hobby of mine, so I don't mind driving random places.
- My car has dual-zone climate, so if you want, your passenger side can be a cool 60 degrees F and mine can be a toasty 80.
- I'll spoil you with material things
- I'm pretty fly for a white guy
- My room has a space heater in it, so it's hella warm in these cold Minnesota winters
- I have two cats that aren't assholes.
- My fridge is always stocked with Mountain Dew, so if you like Mountain Dew, you can use me for that.
- I have a couch in my room, so if I ever fuck up, you can make me sleep on the couch for the night.
- I can give a great massage, but not on your head, neck, shoulders, arms, hands, legs, back, or your stomach. Go ahead, figure out what areas I left out

Okay, so I ended that on a creepy note

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Old November 29th, 2016, 01:54 AM   #57
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Reasons to date me:

- I like periods of my own space, so you won't be subject to endless text messages asking "why won't you reply to the message I sent you 30 seconds ago?"

- I'm fairly low maintenance considering I prefer to talk about other people's problems rather than my own.

- I love iced chocolates, so caf visits happen frequently.... My treat

- I'm not good looking much, so you'll always be the hot one

- I like cuddles

- Even if I don't find positives in myself, I'll always remind you of the positives in you

- I enjoy board games and can get somewhat competitive

- I have my own car which I technically own (even though I didn't pay for it, but that's a minor detail lol)

- Your wellbeing will come before mine


Since this hasn't worked for any girl lately, I doubt things will change now hahaha

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Old February 14th, 2017, 07:44 PM   #58
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Perks of dating me.............lol...........maybe not?
~I respect privacy
~You don't have to get me anything for Valentine's day cuz that crap is so pointless...
~I'm a good cook.......... yup luring them in with food LOL
~You can be assured that I won't cheat.......... cuz I don't even know how to flirt
~I'm socially awkward so you don't have to take me out to dates much less pay for me.
~ 2 words : Wifi password although not as cool as Netflix but even I don't know that so lol
~ I love gaming, and watching anime, reading manga, listening to k-pop........this reason sucks but ya
~I can be super derpy........
~I don't have a phone so I won't annoy the fuck out of you spamming you with randomness and the " OMG WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME " bullshit
Lol these all seem like reasons why we should be friends......... that's fine too tho

Looking back at it now, I realize that I tried way too hard to be edgy -- Don't mind me, just passing by--

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Old February 14th, 2017, 07:45 PM   #59
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I forgot this thread existed

Anyways...

-I will NOT spam you incessantly with selfies, Insta, Snapchat, etc...(that's supposed to be a good thing)
-I will bake cookies and bread for you
-I think I'm fairly low-maintenance
-I will play just about any game (I can't say this enough)
-I try to be a positive person. I realize sometimes I need help, but I really do try.
-I will share my jellybeans with you, and that's a pretty big thing
-I love to go to the movies, and I don't find it cheesy or "overdone"
Classy

Looking back at it now, I realize that I tried way too hard to be edgy -- Don't mind me, just passing by--
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Old April 7th, 2017, 12:02 AM   #60
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Why you should date me:

As long as you have been nice you will always get at the very least a "good nite kiss"

I carry my own set of handcuffs

I always wear fresh panties just in case ......................... we get in to an car accident
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