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Old November 1st, 2015, 08:44 PM   #1801
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What is the most popular name that lawyers give their daughters?

Sue
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Old January 15th, 2016, 12:30 AM   #1802
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I'm going to tell a Cajun joke. My apologies to my cousin who live "on da bayou".

CAJUNS vs. TEXAS AGGIES.

Hippolite Broussard was sitting in a bar in Port Fouchon, Louisiana having a beer. He looks at these dudes sitting next to him and asks, "Bai, you wanna heard a good Aggie joke, man"?

The big dude replied, "Look man, I'm a oil field roughneck and I weigh over 250 pounds and I don't like cajuns. My buddy here is a former pro football player and he weighs over 300 pounds and he don't like cajuns. My other friend sitting next to him weight 325 pounds and he is meaner than a hive of killer wasps and he doesn't like cajun either. We all graduate from Texas A&M. Still wanna tell us that Aggie joke?"

Hippolite, all 150 pounds of Cajun attitude, tells him, "Bai, tonnade mes chiens, guess not. I don't want to have to explain it tree times!"

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Old March 8th, 2016, 11:22 PM   #1803
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How did the doctor cured a nun of hiccups?

He told her she was pregnant!
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Old April 4th, 2016, 04:03 PM   #1804
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John and Pete are soldiers on the battlefield and it's night time. A bomb falls and blows Pete to bits and John yells: Pete, where are you!?
Pete: Everywhere!

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Old July 2nd, 2016, 01:45 PM   #1805
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What do you call a sardine in space?

Dead.

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Old May 15th, 2017, 09:59 PM   #1806
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how many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Old October 6th, 2017, 07:56 AM   #1807
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Why did the chicken cross the playground

To get to the other swing 😁
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Old October 15th, 2017, 08:42 AM   #1808
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Old October 15th, 2017, 01:50 PM   #1809
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Old November 6th, 2017, 10:46 PM   #1810
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Riddle:

What goes up and never comes down?

Answer: Your age.
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Old December 26th, 2017, 09:57 PM   #1811
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What did the Spartan Soldier do to the cannibal that eated his annoying wife.

Nothing, he's Gladiator.

(Quick tip, read the punchline slowly.)

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Old April 15th, 2018, 12:47 PM   #1812
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A teacher told me this one ages ago

Did you hear about the shortsighted Mohel?
He got the sac

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Old April 29th, 2018, 10:00 PM   #1813
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What did the Spartan Soldier do to the cannibal that eated his annoying wife.

Nothing, he's Gladiator.

(Quick tip, read the punchline slowly.)
Haha


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Old May 8th, 2018, 08:52 PM   #1814
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I come in all shapes and sizes and drip when you blow on me.
What am I?

A candle!
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Old August 27th, 2018, 06:45 AM   #1815
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what do you think about this gif I found on the internet? I think it's funny*
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Old October 17th, 2018, 02:49 PM   #1816
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how many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

five, one to screw it in, four more to "experience" it.

\it works now/

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Old October 25th, 2018, 08:27 PM   #1817
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Since when do dogs chance laser pointers is all that Im thinking.

We real cool. We
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Old October 25th, 2018, 08:28 PM   #1818
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What do you do when a chemist

You Barium (Barium is an element)

We real cool. We
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Old October 25th, 2018, 09:02 PM   #1819
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just a meme...


\it works now/

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Old October 27th, 2018, 04:08 PM   #1820
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Some guys were discussing the best place to have sex. One guy said when you are camping. Nobody believed him until he explained. When you go camping you can always guarantee an "in tents" experience for you and your partner.
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