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Old November 3rd, 2007, 09:23 AM   #561
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The rich man was bent down so the gay man 'took advantage' of his position.

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Old November 3rd, 2007, 09:31 AM   #562
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The rich man was bent down so the gay man 'took advantage' of his position.

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Old November 3rd, 2007, 12:31 PM   #563
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^^ Lmfao

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Old November 16th, 2007, 03:01 PM   #564
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Old November 16th, 2007, 04:24 PM   #565
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Haha that's hilarious

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Old November 16th, 2007, 04:47 PM   #566
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Lmfao, that is pretty funny!! At first I didn't get it...

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Old November 16th, 2007, 05:18 PM   #567
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But I thought passwords had to be at least 5 characters!
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Old November 16th, 2007, 06:03 PM   #568
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And since when are all websites the same?

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Old December 9th, 2007, 11:59 AM   #569
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Lmfao

"[...] I mean the guy is an epic fuck-up. Hes so dense that light bends around him."
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Old December 24th, 2007, 05:48 AM   #570
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Bungee jumping is like getting head from your nan.

It feels good, unless you look down.

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Old December 24th, 2007, 07:27 PM   #571
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LMAO XD

Eww and Lol xD
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Old December 25th, 2007, 12:12 AM   #572
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Thats goood, lol
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Old December 26th, 2007, 07:05 AM   #573
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Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water.

"Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender.

The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"
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Old December 28th, 2007, 06:09 PM   #574
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HEADPHONES


A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!


NOT THAT HARD

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

i am the one who knows you. i am the one you fear. i am the one who's always been here. i am the one who'll hear you i know you told her that im not worth a damn, but i know you know who i am. i am the one who held you. i am the one who cried. i am the one who watched while you died. i am the one who loved you. i tried pretending that i dont give a damn but youve always known who i am.
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Old December 29th, 2007, 02:07 PM   #575
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NOT THAT HARD

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
lol

I remember not getting the first one the first time I heard it
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Old December 29th, 2007, 04:04 PM   #576
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NOT THAT HARD

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
Why, who was the guy?
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Old December 30th, 2007, 10:07 AM   #577
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lol.......i love the last one.......

Can you feel my heartbeat ?

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Old December 30th, 2007, 11:18 AM   #578
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LMFAO The 2nd one. Nice one Kirsty

"[...] I mean the guy is an epic fuck-up. Hes so dense that light bends around him."
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Old December 30th, 2007, 01:41 PM   #579
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a msg that i loved sending to others!

If you read this msg,
i`m cute...
If you save this msg,
i`m so cute...
if you forward this msg,
you are telling the others that im cute..
If you delete this msg,
you`re jealous because im too cute..


XD!

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Old January 14th, 2008, 11:34 AM   #580
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Bungee jumping is like getting head from your nan.

It feels good, unless you look down.

XD....
ain't that true


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