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Old January 15th, 2016, 12:30 AM   #1802
Falcons_11
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

I'm going to tell a Cajun joke. My apologies to my cousin who live "on da bayou".

CAJUNS vs. TEXAS AGGIES.

Hippolite Broussard was sitting in a bar in Port Fouchon, Louisiana having a beer. He looks at these dudes sitting next to him and asks, "Bai, you wanna heard a good Aggie joke, man"?

The big dude replied, "Look man, I'm a oil field roughneck and I weigh over 250 pounds and I don't like cajuns. My buddy here is a former pro football player and he weighs over 300 pounds and he don't like cajuns. My other friend sitting next to him weight 325 pounds and he is meaner than a hive of killer wasps and he doesn't like cajun either. We all graduate from Texas A&M. Still wanna tell us that Aggie joke?"

Hippolite, all 150 pounds of Cajun attitude, tells him, "Bai, tonnade mes chiens, guess not. I don't want to have to explain it three times!"

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