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Old August 19th, 2010, 12:32 PM  
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I've just been dumped by my girlfriend. She found me creepy because I have a nickname for my penis.
Guess now that I'm single again, I'll have to take Matters into my own hands.

BBC News: 'Plus size women worth £10bn to the fashion industry'
Nothing compared to what they're worth to the food industry...

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