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Old August 14th, 2010, 09:54 PM  
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An NFL player is arrested on drug charges. After two years in prison and 90 days rehab, he's ready to get back into the league and join his team.

"Ok, before we put you back on the roster, you need to take an IQ test" his coach told him. The player agrees and goes through each question perfectly and only had one more question to answer.

"Alright, this is your last question. What comes after a sentence?"

And, without missing a beat, the player said "Parole!"


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