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Old July 20th, 2006, 12:59 PM  
Charlotte
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Join Date: January 15, 2006
Default Re: JOKES and RIDDLES

Two men are pushing their shopping trolleys around a store when they collide.

The first man says to the second, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going".

The second man says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".

The first man says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like"?

The second man says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big breasts and is wearing a short skirt and a short t-shirt. What does your wife look like"?

The first man says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
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