I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you or any thing. It's just I've heard from multiple sources that Witnesses don't play chess because it's "war-like" in strategy.
"We think we are so great in our protests...but we just become the bitter offspring of what we oppose. We become prisoners in our own cages. We begin to speak in badly constructed melodramatic prose!"
-Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
"When it all comes down to it, hands are hands, and touch is touch, and your body's going to react the way your body's going to react."
-Will Grayson, Will Grayson