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Old July 13th, 2006, 05:41 PM  
Dante
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Default Re: JOKES and RIDDLES

LMAO.....thats funny.

The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in
Kansas, and off they spin to the Land of OZ. After threatening
trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald
City and come before the Great Wizard.

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD? WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I had a terrible time with
Iran, so I've come for some courage."

"No problem" says the Wizard, "WHO IS NEXT?" Ronald Reagan
steps forward, "Well.., Well.., Well.., I need a brain." "Done"
says the Wizard.

"Who comes next before the Great Wizard?" Up steps George Bush
sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart."

"I've heard it's true" says the Wizard. "Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence. Bill Clinton is just standing
there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE
EMERALD CITY!?"

And Bill replies - "Is Dorothy around?"

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