Re: Jokes and Riddles
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
*Disclaimer: I'm paranoid, so I got Tom to approve these. Read no further if you're sensitive, don't like dead baby jokes, or both.*
What's the difference between a Rolls Royce and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Rolls Royce in my garage.
What's the difference between beef and dead babies?
I always cook my beef before I eat it.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Ok, i'm sickening myself, that's enough for now
This machine kills fascists.
"I'm a horrible dancer, I ain't gonna lie; But I'll be damned if that means that I ain't gonna try."