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Old July 19th, 2010, 11:09 PM  
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Name: Connor
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What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

*Disclaimer: I'm paranoid, so I got Tom to approve these. Read no further if you're sensitive, don't like dead baby jokes, or both.*

What's the difference between a Rolls Royce and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Rolls Royce in my garage.

What's the difference between beef and dead babies?
I always cook my beef before I eat it.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

Ok, i'm sickening myself, that's enough for now

This machine kills fascists.

"I'm a horrible dancer, I ain't gonna lie; But I'll be damned if that means that I ain't gonna try."
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