Re: Jokes and Riddles
When she started moaning about my latest prank, I told my girlfriend that she "can't take a joke".
She instantly replied, "I let you put your penis in me, don't I?"
What's the difference between JLS and Futurama?
There's only one Bender in Futurama.
Doctor Doctor, I think I might have malaria."
"Right Miss Cole, I'm going to need to see your vagina."
“Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion.”