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Old July 14th, 2010, 02:25 PM  
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Name: Steven
Join Date: April 30, 2010
Location: London, UK
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Originally Posted by Death View Post
^^No offense, but that is one fucked up school!

Why does Jesus make a bad hockey player?

Because he keeps on getting nailed to the boards!

Why was Jesus one lucky guy?

Becaues he got nailed three times in one night!
Some more great Jesus jokes there!

Yeh, I should have been a bit more careful telling my Jesus joke, seeing as I go to a catholic school lol, but still its only a joke.

"Sing me to sleep
And then leave me alone
Don't try to wake me in the morning
'Cause I will be gone"
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