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Old July 7th, 2006, 07:02 PM  
Dante
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Default Re: JOKES and RIDDLES

This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if
he would hear his confession. The priest assured him that he
would, and the two took up the customary positions on either
side of the divider.

"Well, Father," began the old man, "At the beginning of World
War II a beautiful Jewish woman knocked on my door and asked me
to hide her from the Germans. So I hid her in my attic, and
they never found her."

"That's a wonderful thing," interjected the priest, "But it's
certainly nothing you need to confess!" "It's gets worse
Father," continued the elderly fellow, "I was weak and I told
her that she had to repay me for hiding her, by providing me
with sexual favors."

The priest contemplated this disclosure for a minute and then
responded, "Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a
very large risk. You would have suffered terribly at their
hands if the Germans had found you hiding her. I know that God,
in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil of
your acts, and judge you kindly."

"Thank you Father," said the old man. "That's a load off my
mind! Can I ask another question?"

"Of course, my son," said the priest.

The old man asked, "Do I have to tell her that the war is
over?"

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