Re: Jokes and Riddles
Haha blonde jokes will never get old lol.
I go to a catholic high school (im not catholic, but they allow non-religious people into the sixth form). Well, the headteacher (who is VERY relgious!) overheard me telling this joke, and I got into a lot of trouble:
Whats the difference between a Jesus and a painting?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
"Sing me to sleep
And then leave me alone
Don't try to wake me in the morning
'Cause I will be gone"