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Old July 14th, 2010, 10:32 AM  
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Name: Steven
Join Date: April 30, 2010
Location: London, UK
Gender: Male
Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Haha blonde jokes will never get old lol.

I go to a catholic high school (im not catholic, but they allow non-religious people into the sixth form). Well, the headteacher (who is VERY relgious!) overheard me telling this joke, and I got into a lot of trouble:

Whats the difference between a Jesus and a painting?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

"Sing me to sleep
And then leave me alone
Don't try to wake me in the morning
'Cause I will be gone"
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