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Old July 7th, 2010, 12:49 PM  
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Name: Damien Ark
Join Date: August 27, 2009
Location: IA
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Blog Entries: 12
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"When God closes a door, he opens a window."
Sounds to me like he's preparing for a shit
My girlfriend says that if I don't chill out with my ridiculous sex drive, then she will have to "put up a wall" between us.
I said "Fair enough, just let me put a glory hole in it"
It's mine and the wife's Golden anniversary on Saturday...
Who'd have thought it, 365 days since I first pissed on her.
You know it was a good shit when you come back and your screen saver is on.

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