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Old July 6th, 2010, 12:44 PM  
deadpie
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Name: Damien Ark
Join Date: August 27, 2009
Location: IA
Age: 23
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More cruel and offensive jokes below sense someone actually liked them. Be careful reading, you might be scarred for life.


necrophilia, it puts the FUN into Funeral!
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The Catholic Church are against gay sex because it's unnatural.
Yeah, and walking on fucking water isn't?
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You thought you had lag?
It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
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Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day.
Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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I wanked over a blind girl yesterday.
She never saw me coming.
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