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Old July 6th, 2010, 12:44 PM  
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Name: Damien Ark
Join Date: August 27, 2009
Location: IA
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More cruel and offensive jokes below sense someone actually liked them. Be careful reading, you might be scarred for life.

necrophilia, it puts the FUN into Funeral!
The Catholic Church are against gay sex because it's unnatural.
Yeah, and walking on fucking water isn't?
You thought you had lag?
It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day.
Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
I wanked over a blind girl yesterday.
She never saw me coming.

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