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Old July 5th, 2010, 01:34 PM  
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Originally Posted by mrmcdonaldduck View Post
whats the difference between england and a tea bag?

the tea bag stays in the cup longer
You know, I may be from England, but I completely agree. Our football team is shit, and most of us also think that. As for my joke...

A blonde is pretty sick of all the blonde jokes made against her so she decides to learn the capital of every American state to prove her intelligence. Afterwars, she hears some men laughing to a blonde joke in a pub so she confronts them and says, "Us blondes are not thick! And to prove it, ask me the capital of any American state and I will tell you." to which one of the men reply, "What's the capital of Alabama?". After a pause, the blonde says, "A!".

Originally Posted by Donkey View Post
Perhaps the entire argument [the death penalty] can be summarised in just a sentence.

We kill people who kill people to show others that killing is wrong.
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