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Old June 29th, 2006, 06:18 AM  
boognish
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Join Date: June 29, 2004
Location: somewhere in a galaxy far far away...
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Default Re: JOKES and RIDDLES

these might upset some people so hold onto your hats:

what did god say after he made the second black guy?
Damn, i burnt another one

how can you tell you were robbed by a mexican?
Your bike is missing and your dog is pregnant

whats the difference between micheal jackson and pimples?
pimples dont come on your face till your 13

What happens when a jewish man with a raging hard-on runs full speed into a wall?
He breaks his nose.

why did the irish guy refuse to be a jehovas witness?
Because he didn't see the accident ...

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob

Why did the gay guy get fired from his job at the spermbank?
He was caught drinking on the job ...
(its messed up, its cruel, but hey, its funny)

Why do Iraquies carry shit in their wallets?
For identification.

What do elephants use for tampoons?
Sheep.

These are some jokes from a book i found on the net called: 70 offensive jokes, i didnt make these, but i did laugh
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