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Old June 16th, 2010, 03:33 PM  
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Name: Coloradan for life.
Join Date: June 16, 2010
Location: Colorado, USA
Gender: Male
Post Re: *** Official Male Puberty Survey ***

You and Your Body
Age: 14
Height: 5'11
Shoe Size: 13
Body type (skinny, average, etc): Average
BMI (Click here for more information): in the upper 10s, but BMI has been proven to be a load of "Banana Sundae."

Body Hair
Put an X between the brackets if you have hair in that area.
[X]Facial [X]Armpits [X]Chest []Stomach [X]Pubic [X]Butt [X]Legs []Feet
Are you satisfied with the amount of hair you have? Pretty much.
-Do you wish you had more or less? Less pubes; they get in my way.

Put an X between the hair that you shave or trim, if you do.
[]Facial []Armpits []Chest []Stomach [X]Pubic []Butt []Legs []Feet

Length (Erect): 6.3
Length(Non-Erect): 3.5
Girth (Erect): 4.5
Cut or Uncut: Uncut
-Do you wish you Was/Wasn't? Not really.
Do you think it's proportional for you height? No
-For your Age?: Barely. People start at different times.
What's the average length in your mind? My age group, about 5
Does your Penis bend? No
-In which Direction?
--A lot, some or little?
---Does this concern you?

Have you started puberty yet? Yup
At what age did you start? 10-11
In your opinion, did you start late or early? Early.
Have you ever had a wet dream? Yes
Do you compare yourself to guys your same age? Rarely.
-In what ways? When I was 12, I was a bit bulge-obsessed. I'm not worried about that stuff anymore.
Are you done with puberty? No

Do you masturbate? Yes
How many times per day or week? 5-7 times a week
How old were you when you started masturbating? 12
What hand do you use? Both
What do you think about whilst masturbating? Girls!
Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? The beach. I thought I was being stealthy, but then I spat and a ton of people looked.
Where do you masturbate most often? My room
What technique do you use? None, really.
Do you use any lubrication? Nope
Have you ever been caught? See the beach story.
Have you masturbated with friends? Yes
-Separated or together? Together
--Did you regret it or did you have fun? I had fun; I was the biggest. I don't care about size, but one of my friends was freaking out. He was a late bloomer.
Are you flexible enough to suck your own penis? I've never tried to; I doubt it.
-If not, do you wish you could? NO.
Do you ejaculate? Yes
-If so how much? Quite a bit
--Spit or Dribble? Both
---If spit, how far? About a yard
How do you clean up? I'm supposed to clean up?? JKJK, just a rag or tissue.
Did you ever taste it? Umm... no.
If so what was your reaction?

Do you look at porn? Nope.
If so, what types?
Have you ever been caught looking at porn?
Do you masturbate while looking at porn?

Sexual Orientation
Are you straight, gay, bi, or curious? Straight curious.
If straight, do you think homosexuality is ok? It's fine with me.
What do you look for in a girlfriend/boyfriend? Great personality.
Have you ever had a relationship? Yes
If so how long? Still going on!
Did you ever cheat on this person? Nope.
-Did they find out?
--How did they react?
---Has this taught you a lesson?

Have you ever had sex? No
-What kind?
--Did you use protection?
---What kind of sex was it?
If still a virgin, will you wait until marriage to lose your virginity? Honestly, probably not.
What do you look for in a partner? Fun personality, intelligence
Do you have any regrets what so ever? Not in this topic, I don't.
Do you think that younger people have sex out of peer pressure? Definitely.

People and Places
Do you have sleepovers with friends? Yes
Do you compare penis sizes to friends? Yes, but not as much as they do. Remember the friend from the Masturbation story?
Do you ever talk about puberty or sex with your friends? It's pretty awkward, so no.
Have you been seen naked by family members or by friends? Family members, yes. I WAS a baby once. Friends, only a couple.
Do you masturbate with friends? Didn't we already go over this?

What would you rate this survey out of 10? 8
Are there any questions you think that should be added or removed? The "Sex" part was pretty redundant; the masturbation with friends was asked twice
Any other comments you would like to add: Nope.
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