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Old May 21st, 2010, 01:43 PM  
Death
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I can do better:

Chuck Norris is never late. This is because whenever there's a situation where Chuck would ordinarily be late, even time itself has the sense to slow the fuck down!

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Originally Posted by Donkey View Post
Perhaps the entire argument [the death penalty] can be summarised in just a sentence.

We kill people who kill people to show others that killing is wrong.
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