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Old May 13th, 2010, 11:00 AM  
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

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Originally Posted by Marcie View Post
I don't get it..
It was a play on words between 'seaweed' (the noun) and 'sea (noun) weed (verb - urinated)'. The first instance relates to the joke because you'd expect to find both seaweed and crabs on a beach. The second instance also does because it explains why the crab blushed.

It is common knowledge that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.

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Originally Posted by Donkey View Post
Perhaps the entire argument [the death penalty] can be summarised in just a sentence.

We kill people who kill people to show others that killing is wrong.
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