Re: Jokes and Riddles
I don't think these need much of an explanation, they are simply brilliance in its finest form.
-Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
-My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.
-Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip.
-Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night.
-George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.
-Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
-Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah(*crossed out*), diahoah(*crossed out*), dyah(*crossed out*) the shits.
-Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
-Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
This one, however, takes the cake in my opinion
-Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault.