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Old April 21st, 2010, 07:43 AM  
Zero Beat
Name: Jack
Join Date: March 21, 2009
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Originally Posted by Death View Post
I'm not sure if this has been said before, but I'll say it anyway.

A tortoise is mugged by a group of snails so afterwards, he goes to the police station. He tells the police officer (who was a turtle) about it and the turtle says, "Are you able to describe your attackers?" to which the tortoise replies, "No, it all happened so quickly!".
That brought a smile to me face. Thank you
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