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Old April 19th, 2010, 12:11 PM  
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

I'm not sure if this has been said before, but I'll say it anyway.

A tortoise is mugged by a group of snails so afterwards, he goes to the police station. He tells the police officer (who was a turtle) about it and the turtle says, "Are you able to describe your attackers?" to which the tortoise replies, "No, it all happened so quickly!".

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Originally Posted by Donkey View Post
Perhaps the entire argument [the death penalty] can be summarised in just a sentence.

We kill people who kill people to show others that killing is wrong.
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