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Old April 19th, 2010, 12:11 PM  
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

I'm not sure if this has been said before, but I'll say it anyway.

A tortoise is mugged by a group of snails so afterwards, he goes to the police station. He tells the police officer (who was a turtle) about it and the turtle says, "Are you able to describe your attackers?" to which the tortoise replies, "No, it all happened so quickly!".

Originally Posted by Donkey View Post
Perhaps the entire argument [the death penalty] can be summarised in just a sentence.

We kill people who kill people to show others that killing is wrong.
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