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Old April 8th, 2010, 02:37 PM  
Name: Karp
Join Date: April 8, 2010
Location: Boring ol' texas.
Age: 23
Gender: Female
Blog Entries: 1
Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

A blonde is down on her luck so she gets in her head that she should kidnap a young child and hold him ransom. She goes to the playground and finds the perfect child to kidnap. She takes him to her car tells the child that she is kidnapping him and sends him back with a note saying:

I have kidnapped your child if you ever want to see him again leave 10,000 dollars under the slide.
Signed, a blonde.

When she comes back the next day sure enough there is a bag with 10,000 dollars sitting there with a note attatched saying:

How could you do this to a fellow blonde?

I love blonde jokes. I would think I would be offended considering I am a blonde female but I find them so amazingly funny. You just have to learn to laugh at yourself to get along in life.
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