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Old March 6th, 2010, 07:01 PM  
Malcolm Tucker
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Name: Mal
Join Date: May 23, 2007
Location: No. 10 (Dublin, Ireland)
Gender: Male
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Default Re: *** Official Male Puberty Survey ***

You and Your Body
Age: 17
Height: 5 foot 10 inches
Shoe Size: 9 1/2 (UK)
Body type (skinny, average, etc): Heavy set
BMI (Click here for more information): 25 I think

Body Hair
Put an X between the brackets if you have hair in that area.
[X]Facial [X]Armpits []Chest []Stomach [x]Pubic []Butt [X]Legs []Feet
Are you satisfied with the amount of hair you have? Not at all.
-Do you wish you had more or less? Less ><

Put an X between the hair that you shave or trim, if you do.
[X]Facial []Armpits []Chest []Stomach [x]Pubic []Butt []Legs []Feet

Penis (note I don't actually know. I'm estimating)
Length (Erect):5.4inches
Length(Non-Erect):4
Girth (Erect): Girth?
Cut or Uncut: Uncut
-Do you wish you Was/Wasn't? Not fussed
Do you think it's proportional for you height? Not sure
-For your Age?: Yes
What's the average length in your mind? anywhere between 4 - 6
Does your Penis bend? Nope
-In which Direction?
--A lot, some or little?
---Does this concern you?

Puberty
Have you started puberty yet? Yesh
At what age did you start? 12
In your opinion, did you start late or early? Neither
Have you ever had a wet dream? Yesh
Do you compare yourself to guys your same age? Nope
-In what ways?
Are you done with puberty? I hope not

Masturbation
Do you masturbate? Yesh
How many times per day or week? Anywhere between 6 - 15 times weekly. xD
How old were you when you started masturbating?12
What hand do you use? left
What do you think about whilst masturbating? Do you have to ask?
Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? No where weird really
Where do you masturbate most often? Room
What technique do you use? The standard I guess
Do you use any lubrication? Nope
Have you ever been caught? Nope
Have you masturbated with friends? Yep
-Separated or together? Together
--Did you regret it or did you have fun? Both
Are you flexible enough to suck your own penis? no
-If not, do you wish you could? No....try explaining that injury to the doctor...
Do you ejaculate? Yes
-If so how much? No idea, I don't weigh it like
--Spit or Dribble? Both
---If spit, how far?
How do you clean up? Tissue and water
Did you ever taste it? Not my own
If so what was your reaction? Meh

Porn
Do you look at porn? Occasionally
If so, what types? Gay, straight and lesbian
Have you ever been caught looking at porn? Yes
Do you masturbate while looking at porn? Well I don't look at it for the articles..

Sexual Orientation
Are you straight, gay, bi, or curious? Bi =]
If straight, do you think homosexuality is ok?
What do you look for in a girlfriend/boyfriend? personality, sense of humor, etc
Have you ever had a relationship? Yep
If so how long? About a month now :o
Did you ever cheat on this person? No
-Did they find out?
--How did they react?
---Has this taught you a lesson?

Sex
Have you ever had sex? yes
-What kind? oral
--Did you use protection? no
---What kind of sex was it? oral
If still a virgin, will you wait until marriage to lose your virginity?
What do you look for in a partner? see above
Do you have any regrets what so ever? yes
Do you think that younger people have sex out of peer pressure? yes

People and Places
Do you have sleepovers with friends? no
Do you compare penis sizes to friends? again, no
Do you ever talk about puberty or sex with your friends? yes
Have you been seen naked by family members or by friends? yes
Do you masturbate with friends? once

Misc
What would you rate this survey out of 10? 10??
Are there any questions you think that should be added or removed? yes the duplicate questions -_-
Any other comments you would like to add:

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