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Old March 1st, 2010, 11:42 AM  
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A foreign asylum seeker in Britain meets a genie and is given three wishes. He says, "I'm hungry." and PING, a banquet appears before him. For his second wish, he says, "I wish to have somewhere nice to live." and PING, a mansion appears before him. For his third wish, he says, "I want to be British." and POOF; both his mansion and banquet vanishes.

When he questioned the genie about this, it replied, "You're British now. You're entitled to fuck all mate!".

Originally Posted by Donkey View Post
Perhaps the entire argument [the death penalty] can be summarised in just a sentence.

We kill people who kill people to show others that killing is wrong.
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