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Old March 1st, 2010, 11:42 AM  
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A foreign asylum seeker in Britain meets a genie and is given three wishes. He says, "I'm hungry." and PING, a banquet appears before him. For his second wish, he says, "I wish to have somewhere nice to live." and PING, a mansion appears before him. For his third wish, he says, "I want to be British." and POOF; both his mansion and banquet vanishes.

When he questioned the genie about this, it replied, "You're British now. You're entitled to fuck all mate!".

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Originally Posted by Donkey View Post
Perhaps the entire argument [the death penalty] can be summarised in just a sentence.

We kill people who kill people to show others that killing is wrong.
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